I’m sure someone would let you share theirs.
I love having a penis. It’s so much fun to play with! And it does neat tricks! Handy for when I want to have sex with a woman as well! Handy when I’m feeling handy! It’s one of the best parts of my body, and it feels darn good!
Welcome to the board. Feel free to share my penis anytime you like.
Hey, no biggie.
. . . I mean . . . oh, forget it.
Sure, that’s what you say * now, * but what about when I’m rolling around on the ground in mind-numbing pain? I’ll just stay over here, thank you very much. 
**What’s it like to have a penis? **
If you are a man, it is far better than the alternative.
Well, okay, he said something bastardish and I was standing in front of him (like I said, we were in the lunch line) and the only way I could retaliate was if I sorta flicked my hand behind me. Guess what I hit. I didn’t think I hit it… I didn’t feel it, that’s for sure.
Okay, you guys can uncross your legs now… 
I haven’t done it since, okay? Really! Sheesh.
Opulence, men do not have penises. Penises have mobile life-support systems. 
These are some minor irritations I find associated with having a Penis:
> it hurts when you forget to “adjust” before you sit down.
> When you sit down on a toilet you have to hold it out of the water…
> But the worst irritation is when it gets hard, it seems to remove brain cells…thus lowering your IQ, thereby reducing you to caveman status…
/caveman voice…
“MMMMMSEXGOOD, NOSexBAAAD!”
Stranger OUT
Well, if you put it * that * way…
One of the better things about having a penis is that it makes your paycheck bigger.
(Smiley implied! Smiley implied!}
Power and domination? - not for me at least. It’s just something between one’s legs that you have to take care to protect but can be a lot of fun to have. I think of it as a pleasure producing organ for the male (and female). Interesting that a female would think of it as a means of domination.
BTW I’ve heard that hormones (testosterone) can significantly enlarge parts of the female anatomy
Power and domination, power and domination…
I am clearly not using this thing the right way, because I swear Mrs. Cal doesn’t see things that way. Maybe I should check the batteries.
Believe me Op, though I wouldn’t part with “Little Larry” for the world, sometimes he can be a royal pain in the ass.
1.) Women will not no the indescribable pain of getting kicked in the balls. (OK, men will never know the indescribable pain of Childbirth, but at least you chicks have a fairly good idea when that’s going to happen.)
2.) When Big Larry has a few drinks little larry passes right out, and will occaisionaly sleep through the ministrations of the most voluptous female, much to Big Larry’s embarassment.
3.) No multiple Orgasms. Nuff said. Didn’t Cecil do a column on this once?
4.) errr, size. Though I have been assured by women that little Lar is “average” and “unfurls to a decent length,” I will always be insecure about this and it will provide ammo to any vindictive ex-girlfriend. (Fortunately my breakups have been amicable) I suppose that Women go through the same insecurities with breasts and body image though.
Omigod, I’m not turning into Micheal Masterson, Am I??!!!
Please - I agree with Audrey: let’s not do the penis envy thing. Frued was a troubled man and the theory is losing credibility and social context regardless.
It could just be a natural curiosity. After all I think most sexually active people have at least wondered what sex would be like as a member of the opposite sex. And I know I’ve had some very intense dreams where I was having sex as a woman (and incidentally it felt completely different - better even. Strange subconsciousness).
Mr. Snake demands that anyone who I associate with be a lot more respectful of him than that.
Especially since, according to Ruffian, I…twice…well, read it for yourself:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=31796
Oh, please don’t stop flirting with me!
I have read that post. May I again say I wish I’d been there? Ruffian said you were “a great addition to the company”. I bet you were, babe. Next time, take pictures!
And also, I would show utter kindness and care and consideration to Mr. Snake.
I’m not sure how to answer this question, because I don’t know what it’s like NOT to have one…having said that, sometimes it’s nice that it does the thinking for me.
I can one-up the OP.
I’m male-ish, but several times I’ve had dreams where I was female (rather attractive, too). In these dreams, one of my best friends (female-ish) comes along, sporting a nice boner (two feet long, actually… a long-standing joke ‘tween us). She and I have a lot of sex in the dream (a two-footer? Hey, it’s a friggin’ dream!).
Anyway, I can recall the orgasm I had as a female, and it was different than my orgasms with Mr. Happy (although I did wake up wet and sticky).
::COUGH:: "A long-standing joke 'tween us"???
**
::COUGH:: “a *** friggin’*** dream”
Well, you’re either an incredibly a careless proofreader or an absolute master of the double entendre…
• It’s kind of like trying to explain what it’s like to breathe air instead of getting your oxygen through a set of gills. I mean, lacking the comparison experience, it’s a lot like being.
• The “power and domination” thing: while I’m far from being a spokesman for my gender, for me it is most reminiscent of the tickle-fights of childhood. It is fun to “get” someone so that they are helpless as a result of their own reaction to being tickled. It is also fun to be “gotten”! I think there is an undue emphasis in our culture on guys as the ones who want to “get”, and girls as the ones who are primed to respond surrenderingly if “gotten” good.