What's it taste like?

got this in an email a while back, I thought it was pretty funny:

In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose
>>levels found in semen. A female freshman raised her hand and asked,
>>“If I understand, you’re saying that there’s a lot of glcose, as in
>>sugar, in semen?”
>>“That’s correct,” responded the professor going on to add statistical
>>info. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, “Then why doesn’t it
>>taste sweet?”
>>After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor
>>girl’s face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she
>>had inadvertently said (or rather implied). She picked up her books
>>without a word and walked out of class, never to return.
>>However, as she was going out the door the Professor’s reply was
>>classic: Totally straight faced he answered her question. “It
>>dosen’t taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the
>>tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat.”>>


If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
-Albert Einstein

“Guys should eat it themselves so they can see what a girl has to put up with.”
—handy

Ah, handy, if only it were possible. See the “beer gut” thread. :wink:
Peace,
mangeorge


I only know two things;
I know what I need to know
And
I know what I want to know
Mangeorge, 2000

psy, you know there is a long explanation on that story on the scopes’ u.l. page.

The snopes page: http://www.snopes.com/college/sex/salty.htm

This one happens to be my favorite UL. A similar one is about a mouth scraping from a student in biology class revealing a sperm cell. http://www.snopes.com/college/sex/telltale.htm

Other friends of yours have said that your wife thinks vegetarians taste best?
Cool.

Enright3

Special said:
oh, it’s considered rather poor taste (zing! another one) to spit instead of swallow.

There are many of us who could not care less if you spit or swallow, but treasure the experience nonetheless.


This sig not Y2K compliant. Happy 1900.

Oye. Well, everyone else seems to be pretty honest on this one, so here goes. My lover has made it pretty clear that she enjoys both the act and the taste. ('m 37, she’s 39) I’ve known what I tasted like since I was about 13. I wasn’t sexually active at that age, aside from with myself, but I wanted to know what my lovers were in for, and there was pretty much only one way to find out. YOU go figure it out.
Not only will I kiss her immediately afterwards, but I almost always am offered a mouthful back from her mouth to mine, which I lustily swallow. ( It’s called a Snowball, to answer another Posting here recently.) It’s about trust, and passion. And, of course, to each their own.
I’ll surely try the cinnamon, I love that taste anyway. Sometimes I am aware of being MUCH saltier than others, but otherwise the taste is pretty much the same.
Having said all of this, she is the last lover I ever plan to know. None other in my life has ever shown anything but distain/disgust for the act, AND the taste.

Cartooniverse

If you want to kiss the sky, you’d better learn how to kneel.

I can’t imagine that this is a serious inquiry. Just taste a bit on your finger, for Christ sakes. Incidentely, my wife tastes her vaginal excretions to guage it’s health.

Yeowwww, Cartooniverse! You have created a mental image that will last me for days. Snowball, indeed. With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, maybe you could make a quick call to my hubby and sing the praises of this technique.

I swear I won’t be worth a damn at work today.

Stacy1: I think it tastes like nothing. Almost the same consistency of thin snot. It sounds grosser than it is. The best advice I can give you is :tell him to let you know when he is going to cum, make sure it’s at the back of your mouth when he does, don’t swallow until you are sure he’s done. it’s no fun sucking it back and it’s no fun having to swallow twice. I don’ love the taste of it, but it’s balanced by my sheer love for the guy and the fact he loves it, in that way it’s highly arousing. All bets are off when i’m drunk, when, for some reason, I crave the taste.

I figured it wasn’t fair to ask my wife to taste me if I wasn’t willing to taste myself, so I did (a little on the fingertip). It tastes slightly salty, like tears. My wife was unimpressed, and told me to go wash my mouth out…

To date, none of that kind of joy…

I have no idea what it tastes like, I only posted because this topic was directly under the one titled “My Shit Doesn’t Stink…” and I had to move it.