The family-use living room computer:
Monitor: Nothing
Tower: Two floppy disks and my big-ass headphones
Scanner: A bunch of Mom’s file folders and notebooks
My personal computer in my bedroom:
Monitor: Two dirty bowls, a dirty mug, a Heimlich (from A Bug’s Life) that says “OOH! Candy corn! I hate performing on an empty stomach!” when you slam him into something, and a framed picture of Gunslinger
Tower: Two floppy disks and a Moonpie wrapper
On top of the monitor, a “kilroy was here” kinda thingy, on the tower are a library book (for those slow loading times), some bills I am hiding from my SO, and two CD-RW backup disks.
Atop monitor: a small Snoopy doll with kung fu grip, 2 packs of Marlboro, 3 lighters (1 of which works), 1 book of Albertson brand matches, genie head/plastic sword magic trick from old Jack in the Box kids meal, several crayon drawings from my kids, 4 month old receipt from Walmart, empty checkbook, various sticky notes, Stone Temple Pilots cd case without cd or lining, old print out of AD&D’s 1st edition monk class information.
Atop tower: my legs.
There’re three things on top of my monitor… a funky-looking elephant figurine, a Buddha figurine (a theatre in-joke), and my microphone (for my voice-recognition software).
Right now, on the computer’s case, is a small booklet of cross-hatching artwork I got in my Illustration class.
When I get the digital camera back from my idiot brother, I’ll take a picture for all the world to see. I personally love the backdrop for my computer setup… in the background, on the wall, are 20 boxes from old computer games that I’ve gotten in the past. It’s cool as hell.
On top of the monitor: Prance the cat, Pounce the cat. Chip the cat, Magic the dragon and Scorch the dragon. Also, a nameless non-Beanie purple dragon with iridescent blue wings.
On top of the tower: Crayola Big Box of 96 crayons with built-in sharpener and Plan B by Sharon Lee & Steve Miller.
On the monitor: handcarved bone crocodile [sp?]
On the tower: nothing [it sits under the computer desk]
On the computer desk: lots of junque that I probably should clean up/toss out but I’m too lazy…
Bobbing Head Chihuahua. Don’t get much cooler than that.
For all you Beanie fans, pride of place on my monitor is reserved for Fi and Do, my Dalmutation Meanie Baby. He’s guarding my DNE (“Does Not Exist”) floppy…it’s a <cough> “password recovery” utility. He’s also being eyed with unease by a tiny toy koala that my boss-before-last gave me when he returned from the Olympics.
I have one item, a C3PO Pez dispenser on my tower.
Moniter: Nothing, but I have shelf that has my DSL modem a DSL splitter (switch,gateway or hub, I dunno my friend set it up) and my mobile phone.
To my left however I have a $200 Cubs Mr PotatoHead and a bunch of other shit I spent too much for (not in the “isn’t cute” sense, but in the “crimany man! what were you thinking?” sense).
I also have a wall of “lost expectations” loooking down at me.
And I got a really cool mousepad. So cool. Jedi cool.
Left side of the monitor: Gift card from Ruth’s Chris Steak House, portraying a cross-section of a filet.
Top edge of monitor: Magazine photo of Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, brandishing the claws.
Right side of monitor: Photo of Mr. Rilch straddling a 20-K and giving the thumbs-up.
Beefcake…Beefcake…BEEFCAKE!
On the monitor:
A thin layer of dust and a blank sheet of paper.
**On the tower: **
More dust and more sheets of paper.
A butterfly photo-holder with a photo of the SO’s three cats.
A loose photo of my friends and I having a waterfight.
A packet of choc bits.
On the printer:
Enrollment forms for university.
A toy horse.
Juicy peach body moisturiser.
Bolle sunglasses.
On the monitor:
Not a thing. Besides dust, that is.
On the tower:
2 necklaces
3 bracelets
Assorted CD’s
A Sanity shopping bag
The box for a french computer program
A whole bunch of other crap
On the printer:
A couple of shopping bags.
A watch.
Hmm… maybe it’s time to clean off my desk. <G>
I’ve just got one of those squishy rubber Gateway cows on top of my monitor.
Last year there was an exchange student from Japan living across the hall from me, and she wanted to know what my cow’s name was. It didn’t have one, so I asked her what the Japanese word for “cow” is. It’s “Ushi”, so my cow is now “Ushi the Squishy Cow”.
on the monitor:
*Hindi bendy from archiemcphee.com
*a blue gundam with big guns
*a burger king crown
*blue sticky tack from where my Legos fell off (its okay to tack them to the montor screen frame-thingy, just don’t build on it
on the tower:
*pictures
*stress balls
*a cat desktop calender
*a christmas furby wearing mardi gras beads
*Car Button Cloth by The Lemonheads
screensaver:
scrolling marque: “Psychotic Hose Beasts Are Evil and Must Die! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!!!”
my roommate: “what’s a ‘Hose Beast’?”
I lied to her and told her it was a Wuzzle with a trunk that acted like a leech…I really was talking about her (and her need to sleep with her current boy’s best friends)
On top of my monitor is a webcam, for NetMeeting, and Teveo (if they ever get their asses back on-line again. Bastards.)
On top of the tower is a stack of CDs.
I suppose I’m the most boring one of this bunch…
On my computer: A Magic 8 Ball, and the monitor. It’s also where I keep my pager when I’m at work.
On my monitor: An air freshener (solid, alternates between citrus and vanilla), and a gift from my hubby: a little frame with a card inside that says, “Wherever you are, whatever you do, you’re always in my heart.”
A “Parental Advisory: Explict Content” sticker I got off some CD.
On monitor: two Ranma 1/2 plastic figures I got off E-Bay (Ukyo in the center and Akane-with-Mr.-Panda off to the right). Ryoga’s in the back behind the monitor, cuz he kept falling off 
On the tower: a FOO sticker from ThinkGeek.com , a BeOS boot floppy which I almost never use, an empty jewel case, 2 Debian Linux Potato CDs, and a CD with the Love Hina Live concert in Osaka (japan)
