Baby rhinos & elephants sunburn. These blankets go to orphans whose mothers have been killed by motherkillingfuckering pieces of shit waste of skin asshole poachers for their horns or tusks.
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You should reply with the famous quote by Samuel L. Jackson, “English, Motherfucker! Do you speak it?”
https://www.blanketsforbabyrhinos.org/beneficiaries-of-blankets-for-baby-rhinos/
If anyone is interested
I’d like to take the person who came up with the meme of the hysterical pointing women and the smart ass white cat and slap them silly. I haven’t seen a funny one of them yet and they’ve jumped the shark long long ago.
I agree that the needle should be moved? Backwards?
Omg yes, and yes again. Not remotely funny.
I’m on board with this. I got over watching that shrieking drunken bimbo after about the second viewing.
OTOH, it might be nice to see it once, just so I can know wtf you’re talking about…
You sound like Paul Simon:
“A winters day
In a deep and dark December;
I am alone,
Gazing from my window to the streets below
On a freshly fallen silent shroud of snow.
I am a rock,
I am an island.”
If you haven’t seen the meme, here are some.
Can’t say I’ve ever seen the white cat meme. My sour is that my Ursala Kitteh had dental surgery to the tune of over $400. She’s fine now and I had the money but I didn’t like the thought of her going under. Also, the bronchitis that has been in my lungs since November is starting to really annoy me. I’m getting better after a trip to ED at 1:30 on a Sunday morning, breathing treatments every 4-6 hours, 15 days of Prednisone, 8 days off work. The gunk is starting to come up so I’m coughing phlegm.
That should also be guck coming up from smoking. It’s going to take some time to get all that gone too. If you think its bad NOW, just think how much worse it could have been…
Keep on getting better!
This week’s sign of the apocalypse: Sure, you like your airpods but they fall out sometimes; why not get a holder for them…or just buy a pair that is already connected for about ½ the cost.
Went to the grocery store yesterday. Put the cold stuff away in the basement freezer but somehow put down the bag for the kitchen fridge & got distracted. I will not be having steak tonight (which has been sitting out for 24+ hrs). :smack:
My ongoing dental issues with the VA.
I should point out that the VA says you can go to a non-VA emergency room, but when I did that in May, the ER couldn’t figure out what was wrong with me, so the VA turned around and said, “Non emergent. Give us $6700.00.”
So I’ve been dealing with dentists. Broke part of a tooth off a while ago, but then three weeks and six days ago the rest of it broke off at the gumline.
Today, I talked to another dentist. “Well, the VA says we have to spell out exactly what we need to do to get pre-authorization. They won’t pay for anything unless it’s ore-authorized.”
“Okay?”
“But we can’t tell what we need to do without an exam first.”
“So------?”
“The VA won’t pay for an exam.”
Catch-22.
Fuck every last one of these goddamned assholes.
Heard back about a job application late in the week before Thanksgiving, replied with my availability for a phone interview the following week.
{crickets}
Sent a polite nudge the Tuesday before T-Day along the lines of “Heeeyyy, if the holiday threw your schedule around, I have roughly similar availability next week too. Holla at me, bitches!”
Okay, not that last part; not explicitly. More crickets, until early today … advising me of a timeblock tomorrow morning that’s earlier than what I specified. Wrote back asking if the hiring manager has availability later in the day tomorrow; still no reply.
So, with my luck, if I make myself available early tomorrow morning anyway, I won’t hear from 'em … but if I continue with my planned schedule, they’ll call & miss me and I’ll never get this particular freelance gig tied down.
I kinda liked it too, based on the trial assignment I completed for them as an application step.
HARRUMPH job hunting sucks donkey balls.
“Discussioning” really?!? Discussing crossed with … negotiating? Or is that a typo?
Dear god, are people applying the Brangelina Principle to everything now?
FML.
The water heater shut itself off for a “Thermostat temperature limit was exceeded.” condition. According to the manual I found online, that means the gas control valve/thermostat needs to be replaced. No hot water until it is.
It’s just a damn good thing I was washing dishes late, or I wouldn’t have known the heater had turned itself off. The manual is VERY CLEAR about saying that when this happens you have to turn the gas off at the control box **AND **the gas line. Or maybe boom. Or carbon monoxide. Or something equally dire. Additionally glad that I have a carbon monoxide detector about 8 feet away from the water heater.
So I’m working from home again and with luck someone will be able to come fix it tomorrow, or I shall be very stinky very soon. I’m too old for cold water showers.
Anyone who thinks cats don’t fart, has never spent a night with my two gassy devils.
Went to the movies yesterday but didn’t go in as the time was different from that posted in their website that same morning. I thought maybe I’d misread.
Turns out they change their times. The times shown for today today are also different from the ones which were posted for today yesterday. I do not approve.
and the plumper the cat the stinker the fart and box …
I saw one of those of FB the other day. The woman was saying “Theater!” The cat was saying “theatre.”
Had no idea it was a meme. That’s the only one I’ve seen. Seems about as pointless as “Okay boomer.”