Forgive me for addressing you directly Sir, but I cannot stand mute knowing what I have seen with my own two eyes.
Although I am but a lowly newbie, I have read some of the archives. The brown-nosing you perpetrated trying to get Uncle Cecil to acknowledge you was truly the zenith of brown nosery. The poor puppy didn’t deserve it, though.
I guess we do whatever we feel must as long as the end justifies the means. It worked like a charm you lucky bastard 
And no, I’m not jealous. Not at all.
Mojo57,
Listen grasshopper some day you too can achieve brown nosing greatness. You too can learn to grease the trail, kiss butt and grovel to the upper echelons. But patience and tenacity is the key. Just practice up on your sir’s and yes mam’s and even aspire to be whiney once in a while if it serves the purpose and soon you will be basking in the glow of your betters. Now go and practice kissing if you so choose, for it holds no shame.
Oh and welcome to the SDMB! 
Thank you, I can’t tell you how much this means to me Sir.
Thank you Sir, I can’t tell you how much this means to me. It’s an honor to be addressed by one in such a supreme position of power as Mr. Vice President of the SDMB. I am positively glowing.
Mr. Aha, Sir.
I’d just like to humbly welcome you to the thread I started in your honor, Sir. I am honored myself that you deigned to post to it your August Self.
Thanks again, Sir,
Your Fan,
Carnivorous Plant
As you can see, I’m so damn flustered, I’m repeating myself.
Aha is NOT washed up. He is creating. He is from Dallas-Fort Worth. He remembers Luanns. He survived the Jacksboro Strip. He is on hiatus. He is my hero. Leave him alone.
Thanks LouisB. So what if I only play the guitar for my own amazement these days. And so what if most of my female groupies are on social security, it doesn’t mean I am washed up dammit! ohhh shit my back… I think I just pulled it!
CP and Mojo you don’t have to address me as Sir if you don’t want to, your highness or eminence will be ok.
If you start enough threads, sooner or later you’re going to have one take off.
“And the louder the groan the better the pun I always say.”
Aw - you shouldn’t have:)
Thank you, Your Grace.
>>nudges Mojo<<
Mojo! Do you want to suck up or not?