I've made a decision in regards to this messageboard

and some of you probably won’t like it. But I have lain awake at night for the last week thinking about it. Finally around 3:00 AM this morning I made the decision. So here it is folks, and please keep in mind that it is nothing personal but…
I have decided to spend more time on the board. I don’t feel as though I have been posting near enough. The last two weeks I have actually let my job get in the way of my posting! Ha! How stupid can you get!
So be looking for more thought provoking posts in great debates and zany inaneness in mipsims, lots of virtrol er…vitrel or something in the pit and more over bearing opinions in IMHO. All coming your way via yours truly.

I will probably be making all the most popular and handsome lists too so just learn to live with that… ok?

Yours truly
aha

Hot damn!

I knew if I kept calling all the local Oldies stations and requesting your songs you would get financially secure enough to spend more time here!

Of course, “western Union” sticks in my head worse than “It’s a small world after all” but, such is the price to pay.

Osip

:rolleyes:

The word you are looking for is vitriol, hon.

Just trying to help.

Here I was messing with a cool up arrow to aha’s post, with the following words underneath: “reason number one to abandom the SDMB:)”

DAMN YOU OSIP AND WHAMMO! DAMN YOU TO THE ETERNAL FIRE AND ICE OF HELL!:slight_smile:

But iampunha sed:

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Whammo you missed that one there …you suppose iampunha is drunk? hehehe

Itallics are mine.

I think you may be right aha! L

aha -
while I’m still fairly new here and I’ve mainly just worshipped in awe from afar, I confess my heart skipped a beat to know that you’ll be more present… Aw, you know what I mean. I’m just so flustered I can hardly control my fingers…
<sigh>

Well my best buddy all I can say is wwwwoooooohhhhooooooo!!
And you’ve always made my list.

Ok, aha, repeat after me. M … P … S … I … M … S

Got it? Not mispims or mipsims. MPSIMS.

What was this thread about? Oh, yeah, you are going to post more. Uh, who cares! :smiley:

Jim

ohh thanks for the vote of confidence ultress and fairychat mommy.

JimB
mpsims, mpsims,mpsims,mpisms ismmim smimmm shimmm shittt…

This is to get back at CP and I for the Napster Anti-aha thing, isn’t it?

Pffuii!
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=706330#post706330

Okay, so say somebody is really stupid, (present company excepeted…accepted?) and they take this link to my thread, and they see the link to this one, and they starve to death because they just keep clicking for a really long time, am I, like responsible?

Wait just a minute here…Osip said something about requesting your songs…and I have been hearing allusions to the fact that we have a gen-yoo-ine rock star on these boards…but I couldn’t figure out who it was…could our rock star be aha???

Please give me the straight dope on this guys. I feel like an idjit because everybody obviously knows all about this but I haven’t a clue.

Fine!
Check out his home page.
Everybody likes him best…
:rolleyes:

I wasted my 555th post on aha!
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

Don’t they sell tires or something?

Well, just call your Oldies station and request “Western Union” By the Five Americans.
Put an extra 6 cents in aha’s pocket for every play.

Beware the song will stick in your head.
Osip nor aha are responsible for any therapy costs associated in listening to said song.
you have been warned!

Osip

How 'bout that! Thanks, Osip.

Excellent resolution, aha.

You do realize that it will entail certain sacrifices on your part to post like crazy here, don’t you? You must maintain a heightened level of inspiration which large quantities of chea…uh, cold champagne can best provide.

Now we don’t want to hear of you wasting time on your wife, dog or offspring, either.

And I expect you to vote for me (early and often) on any SD lists in exchange for this shameless promotion.

Veb

Glad to see youv’e finally gotten your priorities right.