“Mr. Trump, the Kremlin Talent Agency is on Line 2…”
That is a truly sickening turn of phrase in context. You could have warned me. I might have been eating my lunch.
My alternate vision has Trump & Obama both changing into top hats & tails. Then performing “Putting On the Ritz.”
Obama would do well. Alas, Trump’s version of Peter Boyle’s turn will be a bit Sad. But he’d try to stumble through it once the schwanstuker thing was explained…
Surely “soft sensuality” means that the President himself will be performing?
A low, spoken recitation of the Rolling Stones’ “Satisfaction”?
Some sultry saxophone in the background.
Played by Bill, of course.
They got someone!
A 75 year old used-to-be somebody, that is-Paul Anka is going sing to a version of “My Way”, with new lyrics rewritten especially for Trump.
Remember that re-write that Elton john did for Princess Diana? I predict this will be on the other end of that scale. They will be mocking this song for years to come.
Anka rewrote that song several years ago for Joe Frazier, and it flopped. To be fair, Frazier couldn’t sing.
I wish somebody would hirethis guy for the inaugural parade.
“You’ll do it myyyyyyy wayyyyyyy!”
Maybe they could get Paul Anka to sing “Just Don’t Look”. The lack of attention may cause Donald Trump to implode.
“My Way” is about someone’s impending death.
I heard that Toby “We’ll Put A Boot Up Your Ass It’s The American Way” Keith has signed on. (I, naturally, could be wrong.) Wasn’t he on one of those reality shows? Was it Trump’s show?
Ethel Merman’s career basically died after she performed for Reagan’s 1st Inaugural. The only thing IMDB has for her after that is Love Boat guest spots.
It’s hilarious that that’s how deep they have to dig.
Thread done.
In depressing news, either Trump or the Kremlin has dug up enough dirt on 3 Doors Down and Toby Keith that they’re now involved in this debacle.
Either that or they really are stoned out of their senses to think this is any sort of publicity that they’d want in the long-term.
Goddamnit now I have to stop singing along with “Kryptonite” in my car when it comes up on my Oughts playlists.
Damn…I have The Better Life on CD. I like it. Sorry to hear they signed on.
But if 3 Doors Down plays the inauguration, who will cover their shifts at Applebee’s?