ESC POD is a really good plate to have. I’m going to see if BOONDOK is available. One thing I think that is cool is that the word originated in the Philippines, and then it became an English word.
About that diesel Vanagon, my dad bought one in San Francisco back in 1983. He hated the thing. It handled well and had plenty of interior room, but that engine was just so pathetically weak. It turns out that VW put the same engine that they used for the Rabbit and the Dasher, which, okay it was just barely adequate for, but they put it into the Vanagon which is much bigger, heavier, and as aerodynamic as a brick. Truly pathetic.
In my dad’s defense, and he passed away 9 years ago, I think the sales team had him test drive a gas Vanagon, and when he liked the concept they said, But wait! The diesel will get better gas mileage. We’ve got one on order and it’s arriving in 3 weeks if you can wait (while I think it was on their lot the entire time). And when it ‘arrived’ and he came in, they said, Hey you’ve already driven one and this is the same thing only with a more fuel efficient engine, he probably bought it without ever driving it. The sleazy sales team has to dump that POS and they found a sucker to buy it: my dad. Just a guess on my part but it makes complete sense.
Fast forward 10 years and the V has been sitting in his garage, unused (and unloved). I had a young family, wife and 3 kids, and was broke, so I resurrected the thing and started using it. My previous car was a 1984 Toyota Starlet, a great car but tiny, so upgrading to the V it was so much more room!
But man oh man it was a dog. I clocked it once, and 0-60 took over 75 seconds.
I shit you not. 75 seconds!
And then when I moved to the Santa Cruz Mountains, off of Summit Road where the summit was about 1,800’ high (which isn’t all that high), it was awful because of all the black sooty smoke spewing out as we climbed. Couple that black exhaust with the aerodynamics of a barn door, and that black smoke was a huge cloud behind us.
People passing us would give us dirty looks and plug their noses. Especially here in the environmentally conscious SFBA CA. It was embarrassing.
But I didn’t look a gift horse in the mouth. It was a free car and it was a great help to use for many years.
I should have changed its plate to GFT HORS. Either that or PIG PEN, like the Peanuts character.
Ahh, vehicle memories!