What's the nastiest thing you could find in a ball pool?

[compositejoe]

@chizzuk

Used pad or tampon.

Dirty needle.

Ball pits gross me out. Who knows what’s under there?

Maybe a cut off penis? :eek:

[Mdcastle]

@Munch

The discarded remains of a child’s innocence.

Or poop.

Ex Chuck-E-Cheese employees are regulars on Reddit. And yes, there’s pee and poop in there.

[compositejoe]

My childhood has been a big dirty lie.

[AaronX]

@Mangetout

If it was still attached to your best friend, that might not be nasty at all, therefore, I suggest:

Your best friend’s head, three months after they buried his headless body.

Three months after they buried his HEADED body.

[Boulter_s_Canary]

According to China Mieville (in his short story The Ball Room), a dead child. Who still wants to play…

[Sicks_Ate]

@MandaJo

A used condom, surely.

With both poop and spooge on it.

[Gatopescado]

1/4 inch of congealed blood.

[compositejoe]

@Boulter_s_Canary

According to China Mieville (in his short story The Ball Room), a dead child. Who still wants to play…

I do!

[Peaton_of_peat]

@Inna_Minnit

Spooge. That would be pretty nasty.

Let’s rewind a little bit: the sound of heavy breathing and some rhythmic grunting.

[Machine_Elf]

@chizzuk

Ball pits gross me out. Who knows what’s under there?

Then make your own, so you can keep the riff-raff out.

[Sterling_Archer]

Used to work at a place with a ball pit! Worst thing we found was a used sopping wet diaper. (Not poop thank Og)