Tell em you got hit in the neck with a frisbee.
Go back and get some more. Make a string of them around your neck and ask everybody if they like your new tatoo.
Switching the vacuum cleaner to “blow” doesn’t work.
Not that I’ve tried or anything. . . 
Tripler
No comment. Really, no comment.
Hooray, it is going away… it was the big red spotty kind, rather than the blue-black bruise kind. Any other colors out there? 
I wish I didn’t bruise so easily, the process of getting and giving hickeys is so fabulous. If I experience really strong, um, suction on my neck, I look like I’ve been beaten with the business end of a golf club.
Of course, if I’m not going to be around some of my older family members, I usually don’t care.
I think the cool compresses would help… gonna try and speed things up.
BTW, what is arnica?
Your neck is always paler than the rest of your face, so go out and get some liquid white face paint. And finishing powder. Dab the white face paint on, it’s better if the paint is a little bit thick, and a little oily. Blend it in, then cover with the powder. This works perfectly, I had the pleasure of recieving a tube of white face paint the day before I noticed I had a nice pinch mark on my neck.
Yes, it was actually a pinch mark. Bf, me and another friend were messing around, friend was throwing socks at Bf and he pinched me on the neck…and twisted. I had the biggest red mark, much much worse than a hickey, believe me. I took a hot shower and tried this, and it worked like a charm. Much better than concealer because it’s perfectly pale.
Good luck!