What's the space between the privates and the bung called?

Factual Questions
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The bung? Taint? choach?

[stunned silence]

Thinks: have learned more from this thread than usual. must lurk more in GQs.

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Back-to-front?? I’ve never even heard of such a thing.

While I know it didn’t start as a joke, I thought the joke about it being the taint was that it taint your…and it taint your…sigh I’m not about to say it.

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Sorry, Babar714, but I’m sticking with the version that kniz, silent_rob, and I have alluded to. True, I don’t have a specific citation right now, but all three of our versions indicate the same thing. In addition, it appears to be somewhat regional and is usually described the way that silent_rob did it.

In fact, yours is the first reference I have ever heard to any other etymology.

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Taint?

Perineum?

BAH! Dat be a CHIN REST.

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:eek:

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Squantz

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Not sure of the name, but sometimes it can itch like hell.

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Perineum is the proper name, taint is the common name. And I’ll back those who say its called that because it ain’t your ass and it ain’t your nuts (IIRC, Neither Ass nor Balls was one of the ripoffs of Taint magazine in that Mr. Show sketch). I’ve also heard “choad” used occasionally and “derf” very rarely.

Trivia- Max Packer, the guy from the Mr. Show sketch with the five inch taint, is actually Colin of Colin’s Sleazy Friends, a Los Angeles based public access show that usually has crappy rock bands and porn stars as guests. Not that I’ve ever sen it here in DC.

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Bacon strip.

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The SNL sketch, badly paraphrased in part was:

Patient: What happened?
Doctor: You were in a car accident. I have some bad news for you. . .we had to remove your taint.

Patient: My what?

Doctor: Your taint. It taint your hoo, and it taint your haw.

Patient: You mean my fleshy fun bridge?

Doctor: Fleshy fun bridge? Why, I haven’t heard it called that since my second year of medical school.

Then his wife leaves him for a man with a taint, he becomes a speaker for people without taints, etc.

-Neil

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Chin rest is definitely the best.

I always spelled “chode” as “Choad.” Something about the “oa” spelling makes it look…somehow…science fictiony, like it is a vestigal organ from our intergalactic ancestry. Taints at lightning speed, warping through the upper atmospheres of countless shimmering worlds…

But I am POSITIVE there is one more word for it. It is…it is…

YES! I remembered. The first word i ever learned for it was “grundle.” I like them all. (the words, that is…not all grundles).

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Has no one ever heard of the “tweener”? I mean it is, after all, 'tween that stuff and the other thing.

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** Taint **

Yeah, I like that, it’s clever.

** fleshy fun bridge **? :eek:

And I got lots of eyefuls after entering ** perineum ** in the search engine. I think I learned more than I want to know (like you can get a piercing there) :eek: :eek:

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[Main Entry: per·i·ne·um
Pronunciation: "per-&-'nE-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural per·i·nea /-'nE-&/
Etymology: Middle English, from Late Latin perinaion, from Greek, from peri- + inan to empty out; perhaps akin to Sanskrit isnAti he sets in motion
Date: 15th century
: an area of tissue that marks externally the approximate boundary of the outlet of the pelvis and gives passage to the urinogenital ducts and rectum; also : the area between the anus and the posterior part of the external genitalia