What's the "third big lie"?

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Nothing has changed since last night, honest!

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[Moderating]

I’m not sure how this is relevant to the arts; it looks like a game. Moving.

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I’m on your side.

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“I won’t come in your mouth.”

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I’ve always heard it as three biggest lies:
1 I love you
2. The check is in the mail
3. I promise I won’t cum in your mouth

The three biggest cowboy lies:

  1. I won this belt buckle at the rodeo
  2. My truck is paid off
  3. I was just helping that calf over the fence
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“I just want to ask one simple question”

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I always heard it as:

  1. The check is in the mail.
  2. I’m from the government, and I’m here to help you.
  3. Of course I’ll still respect you in the morning.
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I’m sorry for any inconvenience.

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I was just kidding.

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That’s the biggest I’ve ever had.

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I’ve never done this before, really.

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One size fits all

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Your vote counts

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Trust me, I’m a doctor.

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This won’t hurt a bit

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Oh, watching you son/daughter was no trouble at all.

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She has a great personality.

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It’s not about the money - it’s about the principle of the thing!

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Does anyone get the koan here?

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HR represents the employee

The company will pay for your schooling.

But really, the biggest, most heinous lie ever perpetrated is:

Trickle-down economics