What's the word/phrase for this?

“Oh, I have the terrible burden of having to find my husband a tuxedo on short 48 hours notice because we have to attend this function that everyone in town is clamboring over each other for a ticket. Woe is me.”

It’s not a humble brag, exactly, is it? She definitely feels that this is a huge burden placed on her. It’s not “white whine” or “first world problems” to me, because it’s so much more pathetic and show-offy. Any thoughts?

Douglas Adams would have assigned it a British placename.
I suggest the following :
verb : [&searchp=ids.srf&mapp=map.srf"]Upsydling](http://www.streetmap.co.uk/map.srf?x=362664&y=101605&z=120&sv=Up+Sydling&st=3&tl=Map+of+Up+Sydling,+Dorset+[Town)
noun : grumbla.

Oblivious?

I wouldn’t think past “stealth brag.”

The thing is that she is, like Inner Stickler suggested, completely oblivious. This happens quite a bit with her - you’re often left thinking to yourself “you have *got *to be kidding me.”

It goes higher than first world problems. I’d say 1% problems.