At first I glossed that as “would be rather tasty,” which…y’know…it might be. Tastes like chicken, I hear.
You wouldn’t bleed to death first?
To die quietly, peacefully, and then completely forgotten about.
Being eaten alive by hyenas that aren’t particularly hungry.
Nice! 
…Or family and friends that aren’t particularly hungry. (which is is pretty nasty)
Nothing worse than people picking at their food, when you’re the food.
Eating a shitload of unpopped popcorn kernels and then wrapping yourself in an electric blanket. In a sauna. In August.
Being doused in hydoflouric acid would be a pretty nasty end. The acid is actually fairly weak, so it wouldn’t be painful right away - but it’s readily absorbed through your skin, after which it binds to the calcium in your nerves and bones. A slow, agonizing death ensues.
Actually, that sounds like one of the better ways. You could just say “Hey, stop that! May I remind you that you are not particularly hungry?” Then just get up and walk away. It’s not like they’ll chase you down. Because they’re not particularly hungry.
I’m pretty sure this kid has the answer:
Teen dies after falling into open cesspool outside of Long Island Dunkin’ Donuts
Some of the old ways were pretty bad…
Burned at the stake
Crucified
Drawn and quartered
The Rack
Tarred and feathered
Fed to a lion
In a movie I saw a person chained to a rock at low tide and slowly drowned as the tide came in.
In a cave, 250ft down and a mile from the entrance … underwater.
Depends - they might have had the sort of upbringing where it’s considered impolite not to empty your plate.
We need to know where you want to go, but the worst way would probably be by bus
…chained to the underside of the bus.
Oh. Em. Gee. :eek:
The worst is the obvious relish with which the journalist recounts other cesspool deaths.
Some days you just love your job, eh?
Autoerotic asphyxiation.
Well, you know, there are worse ways to go, but I can’t think of a more undignified way than autoerotic asphyxiation.
Beat me!
Sorry, too kinky for me. 
The worst way to go would be having your rectum sealed shut and then being force fed White Castles and Taco Bell. BOOM!
I heard Pop-Rocks and liquid drano were a bad mix.