BratMan
When I say so.
Now peel those grapes and get that palm leaf fanning a bit faster, please. It’s rather hot in here today.
Sheesh, newbies. You’ve gotta tell them everything or they’ll never figure it out on their own.
Yes, Mistress Shayna, I’m here to please you. :rolleyes:
Sheesh, someone has a few more posts so she thinks she’s a frickin goddess or some shit when she’s really just a <mumble grumble grumble>
bitter bitter bitter. Just accept your role.
HI Dave Dave. Welcome to the wonderful world of being a newbie? Or are you a reborn?? Anyway, as a newbie myself I think we should stick together and not take any crap from these old folks!
General whining is not flattering < giggle >
Nika-“bitter bitter bitter. Just accept your role.” Remember that when it’s time for you to give me a rub down. Being a newbie is all relative, sweetie.
Dave Dave Davin-"I made one post to my friend who had just signed up and Wally up there said:
"People, please do not feed the cockroach.
Let mine be the only post here.
Please."
That doesn’t sound too bad to me. He said please and something about feeding a cockroach, that doesn’t seem like it’s supposed to be taken seriously. What thread was this in? I once opened a thread called Nobody post here! and of course everyone did, just as I expected them to. My anger at them posting there was all tongue-in-cheek, and it seemed most people got the joke. Are you sure you didn’t just miss the joke?
Some of us newbies are also old folk, so please don’t use that as a criterion.
Old folk know how to relax, so we don’t put up with troublemakers.
People’s sense of humour on here, newbie or not, cracks me up!!
Now I have a massage (rub down) to give, where is that chocolate flavoured oil??
BratMan, see this post. Judge for yourself.
Oh, and no, I’m not a goddess, nor do I think of mayself as one. I’m merely the reigning elected Prom Queen. But you’d have known that if you’d have voted for me, wouldn’t you? Now keep those grapes coming, or else!
Shayna - I didn’t know there was an election, I rarely stray from MPSIMS. You would have gotten my vote had I known. But I don’t supposed you voted forme for anything, did you?
Dave Dave Davin - this will probably just piss you off, but you seem to be somewhat sensitive. Obviously Wally didn’t really expect no one else to post there. Get over it. You were in the Pit, that’s what happens there.
Dave Dave appears to be the poster formerly known as marq. Marq scammed Coldfire’s email and was banned.
Dave Dave started an identic pit thread with this new name.
If Dave Dave isn’t a troll, there’s no cows in Texas.
Uhm, BratMan, look at your sig. Do I need to vote for you for something, too? Ok, I hereby cast my vote for BratMan as the hottest new poster in a velvet paisley dinner jacket. Good enough?
Shayna’s Prom Queen?
Damn! I thought she was Porn Queen.
Damn!
shayna, I’ll second that. See if we can boost his ego a little more shall we 
WallyM7 You know nothing about it.
Dave told me to sign up and said the “Where’s Alphonse” idea seemed like a good name.
But my system crashed and I had to go, so Dave was trying to reach me but my epager was off.
Then you start up, then I’m not allowed my own thread(Because I’m new, I suppose)
And so you don’t know me or him. Or Texas, apparently.
BratMan007.
Still feel Wally was just joking? Not much for jokes. Seems like one of the sour ones to me.
You’re OK, though. I see you never go into the pit.
I plan to follow your lead on that one. Just wish all the sourpusses would stay in the pit.
You mean she isn’t? 
that sounded a little sour… Not trying to be critical, but it did.
Nika, you’ve got good taste.
Wally, I’ll be your Porn Queen any time you want, baby! Since you’ve proposed marriage to me, I think it’s only fair that I fulfill all your wildest fantasies. That is what wives do, isn’t it?
I have husbands on that role, but reciprical of course.
Is it possible to fulfill all of someones fantasies? Would that ruin it?