I copped a feel from Esther Rolle’s boob.
Y’know…Florida Evans from “Good Times”.
I reach out and caress her titty and she gives me this long suffering look, like how she would look at Michael or J.J. when they did something bone-headed.
Do I have a “thing” for middle-aged, overweight black women?
You’re processing the Janet and Justin thing using imagery from your past.
Janet = middle-aged, overweight black woman.
IANA(anything that might make me qualified to interpret dreams). But it sounds to me like maybe you are just needing some nurturing or mothering, and are looking for it in someone whose very size would seem symbolic of generosity. Just a WAG, of course. And, I also firmly believe that, sometimes, dreams don’t mean anything at all!
I think it’s a mind-control conspiracy. Last week I dreamed that Robert Guillaume was giving a home-improvement demo at a store I was shopping in. Coupled with your dream, it’s clear that the 70s sitcoms are out to get us.
Come, let us go buy tinfoil…
Ester Rolle + Middle Aged + Large Breasts + African American means Enola Straight is adult white male (21-33) had a not-so-perfect but nurturing relationship with his mother who may or may not be over weight. Additionally, he may like to occasionally,click on the plumper or big breasts link when checking out porn.
Cheers,
Plosphr Ph.d 
Were you watching Good Times right before you fell asleep? If so, that explains everything.
Never eat five pizzas before bedtime. That is surely the source of your troubles.
Well, I think it means that you’re growing up, that’s all!
Okay I’ll tell you exactly what my ex therapist would have told me if I reported this dream:
If you are in your thirties Esther Rolle represents the comforting and nurturing perfect mother (like norinew says.) On one side there is this 70s mom who has to be dealing with racial and sexual and economic prejudice and who strives and laughs and takes care of unruly goofballs in the face of all of it and makes everything always work out in the end and often teaches a lesson about morality in the bargain. On the other side is an obnoxious boob-grabbing brat who is greedy and stupid. The fact that you grabbed her and she gave you the look that says “even though that was stupid, I still don’t hate you,” means that the ideal perfect side conquers the bratty side with a mixture of love and acceptance tempered with firm boundaries and limits on stupidity.
So it means that you dreamed about everything being in its place and inside deep down you know that in spite of your own silly impulses or the silly impulses that threaten to ruin the whole world, there is an Esther side keeping everything in balance and that everything will work out.
It means, roughly, that you will have 7 years of bountiful harvest, followed by seven years of plague and famine…or something.