Cat barf stains.
It’s where they go to puke. I take out the mattress and clean it up every few weeks.
So THAT’S where my other cat is hiding this morning. Thanks!
Just give her tuna.
No, really. GIVE HER TUNA!
You really want to give her tuna.
Atari Flashback console, tarot box used as a footstool, dust, bunnies, … ., mostly dust, perhaps dead spiders
A box for my shoes and slippers
My wife’s shoes and slippers
Two extra table leaves, well-wrapped to keep them clean and scratch-free
A LOT of cat hair. No matter how often you sweep
Occasionally, one or more cats.
Suitcase one: contains suitcase two.
Suitcase two: contains some books and generic Stuff (the Stuff I had room for when I lived in an actual house).
Suitcase three: more books.
Duffel bag: Army crap, large quantities of which I will never use.
Small box: electronics I cannot use due to voltage issues.
Freestanding: Body armor, helmet, one set of aluminum crutches, several pairs of boots I never wear.
Storage bins. One is filled with assorted yarn, one with knitting patterns and needles. I have a bin for extra health & beauty aids - hand lotion, conditioner, etc. There’s also a bin of photographs that one day I swear will be put into albums.
If I need to pull a bin out for any reason it is instantaneously replaced by a cat.
There’s also the flotsam and jetsam of my life; socks, one of my purple slippers (I hope), a lib balm and some barrettes that I left on the night stand that were relocated by the cats…
that’s okay, I read “some random junk” as “some random jerk”.
Rowing machine and stepper, I had the best of intentions for improving my levels of fitness.
A couple of novels I’ve forgotten I was reading and a crossword book, I had the best of intentions for improving my mind.
Many hair ties, can’t be stuffed picking them up.
Box for my laptop.
Flashlight.
Baseball bat.
Dust bunnies.
Stratocasters.
Four, I believe.
No, the bunnies *are *the little ones. When they are big they are dust rhinos.
Under my bed are boxes of mead and kegging equipment. And a few large gadgets that don’t fit anywhere else.
Reds.
Empty boxes for the vacuum cleaner and the TV.
Cat toys, cat hair and dust bunnies.
My secret lover.
Another bed; I keep a spare one.
a box of books
and some ex-live cat toy:smack:
Would that make ChocolateMan a champion husband?
Dog hair and a bed frame.