[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
I completely agree with your co-worker’s assessment of dating life. I am in my mid-thirties as well, and I find that the available women tend to fall into many of the same categories. All in all, I find that my dating experiences mirror his very closely.
I am roughly as black as Robert Downey Jr.
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I think we’re all just terrified you’re going to knock us up with your superseed
[QUOTE=John Mace]
Exactly. I’ve dated a few wonderful Black girls,
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Great. Rub it in.
I’m working on someone, but she’s flaking on me. Maybe she doesn’t have the organizational skills to return e-mails. Or maybe she’s just not that into me.
[QUOTE=lobstermobster]
I think we’re all just terrified you’re going to knock us up with your superseed
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Just keep your legs crossed, honey. I gots me some range as well as accuracy. Just sayin’.
[QUOTE=Frank]
Come now. Pierre Trudeau.
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Mulroney. Canadians blame things on Mulroney ya big newbie! 
sigh VCO3, you’ve already answered your own question.
See, it’s like this. When white people get to be in their mid to late 30s and feel too old for the club/bar scene they meet in coffee shops. Well, we know from an earlier thread that black people don’t like coffee. So there’s the problem right there.
[QUOTE=John Mace]
Exactly. I’ve dated a few wonderful Black girls, and I’m a White guy.
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JM has split some black oak and I’m just now finding out about it? Wonders never cease…
Maybe VCO3 should do the same so he can quit obsessing about it.
[QUOTE=you with the face]
Maybe VCO3 should do the same so he can quit obsessing about it.
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What’s up with black women pointing and laughing at me when I ask them out?
[QUOTE=shamrock227]
sigh VCO3, you’ve already answered your own question.
See, it’s like this. When white people get to be in their mid to late 30s and feel too old for the club/bar scene they meet in coffee shops. Well, we know from an earlier thread that black people don’t like coffee. So there’s the problem right there.
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Or camping. A large group of single men and women in the forest together. Something is bound to shake out from that.
It is awfully cold at night in the forest.
[QUOTE=SkipMagic]
What’s up with black women pointing and laughing at me when I ask them out?
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Not enough bling.
If black people are loud in the forest and nobody hears them, do they tip badly?
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
If black people are loud in the forest and nobody hears them, do they tip badly?
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oh my god that made me spit out the soda in my mouth laughing like in the movies!
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
If black people are loud in the forest and nobody hears them, do they tip badly?
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…for their non-coffee beverages?
[QUOTE=lobstermobster]
oh my god that made me spit out the soda in my mouth laughing like in the movies!
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Remind me not to sit in front of you in the theater.
[QUOTE=you with the face]
JM has split some black oak and I’m just now finding out about it? Wonders never cease…
Maybe VCO3 should do the same so he can quit obsessing about it.
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So you’re saying you want him to start a series of threads on why black women
do/don’t do ______ in bed?
I can almost hear this co-worker now.
Where d’black women at?
Aw, lordy, lordy I’z despit’
[QUOTE=lobstermobster]
I’m with Marshmallow can we PLEASE do a “black people don’t tip” thread!?!
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It’s been done. Not sure how to search for it since “tip” is too short for the search filters, but it’s been done, pretty sure of it.
[QUOTE=Duke of Rat]
It’s been done. Not sure how to search for it since “tip” is too short for the search filters, but it’s been done, pretty sure of it.
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Even so, typical VCO3 thread + typical war over tipping = wow.
[QUOTE=DudleyGarrett]
[Typical Doper]You’re a hateful racist, VCO3. You’ll get your comeuppance one day, and you’re everything that is wrong with America!!! DIE NAZI SCUM!!![/Typical Doper]
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Please, find another trick. The pony must be getting tired of that one by now.
[QUOTE=Marley23]
Even so, typical VCO3 thread + typical war over tipping = wow.
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The term “critical mass” comes to mind. insert mushroom cloud smiley here
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
insert mushroom cloud smiley here
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Rats, no smiley! How about a lolcat? “I M b-come deth, d-stroyn’ UR wrld”