So kung fu wifey, AKA Upside_Down_Amber, went out drinking last night. She had three and a half Smirnoff Ice on an empty stomach.
Now she is one very sick little lesbian. She’s been throwing up for about five hours, and now all that’s coming out of her is bile. It’s pretty gross.
I looked up “alcohol poisoning” on the web, but she doesn’t have any of the symptoms: her breathing rate is normal, she isn’t cold or clammy (if anything, she’s warm), and she wakes up to ralph instead of doing it in her sleep (good wifey). She’s not even “drunk”; she has good motor control, her speech is normal, and she doesn’t feel dizzy.
Is it safe to give her something for her nausea? If so, what should I give her? At the moment, even water is making her puke. Should I just let her “sleep it off”? She’s miserable, which means that I am too. Help us!