Straight Dope Message Board

What's wrong with my goddamned saliva!?!?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share

Guest-starring_Id June 17, 2016, 4:36am 21

I tried that and, sadly, it’s my saliva that’s at fault.

I have faulty saliva.

Topic		Replies	Views	Activity
Am I the only Doper who doesn't lick stamps or envelopes? In My Humble Opinion	22	1341	October 23, 2003
Envelope licking and paper cuts Factual Questions	10	3135	September 19, 2001
Is it annoying for someone to lick their fingers while paging though "your" papers? In My Humble Opinion	26	3012	November 7, 2007
You know what I really fucking hate? The BBQ Pit	6	1030	March 16, 2004
Re-using a stamp? Factual Questions	30	3109	January 10, 2001