I’m sure this has been done to death, but LOOK! I’ve included today’s horoscopes! 
Me, Aquarius…
Aries - Not quite perfect is good enough for you. You’re eager and easy. Your mind wanders onto property that ought to be public. Anyone looking for commitment had better look elsewhere.
Taurus - You don’t have to buy into the current frenzy. Taurus may be the lone voice of responsibility or even sanity. The weekend flickers ahead of you like a mirage, but you know that it’s your only true oasis.
Gemini - Optimism is highly contagious to anyone who enters your space. Gemini stands quarrels and complaints on their heads to read like manifestos of praise. Foreign influence is welcome under the Aquarius Moon.
Cancer - Cancer may be getting too caught up in someone else’s drama. Instead of taking sides, be the peacemaker. Your mind is capable of the leaps and connections that an outsider would never see.
Leo - You teeter dangerously between heroism and foolishness. Air scatters your Fire instead of concentrating it. When friends step in with advice or a helping hand, think before swatting it away.
Virgo - Order unravels into chaos. Be philosophical instead of angry. You need imperfection to help define that which is perfect. If you’re going to rebel, study the situation for reasons that you can quote.
Libra - It’s obvious to everyone that you’re blossoming. Smart people are quick to pay their respects. Libra should feel worthy of what they receive. You really have put a lot of work into this.
Scorpio - You face the greatest challenges from those who love you and know you inside out. You’re so eager for change that you don’t care if it’s destructive. The Aquarius Moon encourages counterintuitive behavior.
Sagittarius - Sympathy and understanding are the roots of your community. Focus on the underlying similarities, and forgive the oddities. In the heat of your bonding, everything else is acceptable.
Capricorn - Are others holding you back? Is Capricorn the one who drags their heels? You see nothing but attractive options and positive choices. Maybe, for once, there is no dark side.
Aquarius - Your week and month end with resounding triumph. Passion binds all Aquarians to their ideals and impulses. Let others think what they will – you’ve come too far to care about a few raised eyebrows.
Pisces The ending may not be entirely to your liking, but at least it’s over. If someone truly respects you, they will certainly call back. Luckily, Pisces is never at a loss for ideas about what to do next.
