Not sure if this fits in CS, IMHO, or even Game Room–Mods, if I chose poorly, please guide it to its proper home. 
One of my guilty-pleasure TV shows is “Baggage,” a game show hosted by Jerry Springer (yeah, I know. But it’s not nearly as bad as his talk show. He’s mellowed). For those who’ve never seen it/heard of it, they have a “dater” and then three eligible options of the appropriate gender (they’ve done gay shows, so it’s not just opposite-sex pairings). Both the dater and the would-be datees have “baggage”: things that someone might think twice about before wanting to form a relationship with them. The dater has a single piece of baggage that gets revealed at the end after he/she picks one of the hopefuls. The hopefuls have three each: a small, medium, and large bag representing increasingly more problematic issues. For example, “I sleep with my two daughters and four pets,” or “I cheated on my girlfriend with her sister,” or “I’m a hardcore Star Trek fan.”
So here’s the challenge: Say, hypothetically, that you were going to be on the show. What would your small, medium, and large bags be? (Obviously, I’m not suggesting that anyone reveal deep dark secrets–just things that might be an issue when looking for a dating partner, that you’d be willing to divulge on national TV).
Here are mine:
Small: I have seven cats.
Medium: I dislike wearing anything feminine or ‘girly’.
Large: I don’t want kids.
Anybody else?