Real name:
Digital
Android
Limited to
Exploration
Screen name:
Digital
Robotic
Replicant
Intended for
Exploration and
Ultimate
Genocide
Digital Artificial Technician Assembled for Zealous Assassination and Killing
Oops–that last one should be Xenocide.
I swear, that wasn’t a Freudian slip…
Sounds like you ought to connect, so to speak, with D.O.U.G. 
W.O.L.F.M.A.N.:
Wireless
Obedient
Lifeform
Fabricated
for
Mathematics
and
Accurate
Nullification
Part nerd, part killing machine. But innacurate nullification has always been one of my pet peeves.
Biomechanical
Organism
Which is actually, um, correct. But the picture dint look anything like me.
L.I.A.M
Lifeform
Intended for
Assassination and
Mathematics
Or my username
K.L.I.N.T.Y.P.O.O.H
Kinetic
Lifeform
Intended for
Nocturnal
Troubleshooting and
Yelling/
Person
Optimized for
Observation and
Harm
General
Obedient
Unit
Designed for
Assasination
So when I’m out to assasinate, and my victim says ‘please don’t kill me’, I say, ‘OK’ and walk away?!
S.C.O.T.T. P.L.A.I.D.:
Synthetic
Construct
Optimized for
Terran Troubleshooting/
Positronic
Lifeform
Assembled for
Infiltration and
Destruction
I am self-guided Land Rover that uploads its self into the maniquin I have in the drivers seat, then I walk among humans’ research facilities. so as to be able to kill Sarah Conner. I love being me!
T.I.G.G.R.K.I.T.T.Y.:
Transforming
Individual
Generated for
Galactic
Repair/Knight
Intended for
Troubleshooting and
Terran
Yelling
hrm…I didn’t think I yelled THAT much.
C.A.T.H.E.R.I.N.E.: Cybernetic Android Trained for Hazardous Exploration/Replicant Intended for Nocturnal Exploration
They really expect a lot out of me… :dubious:
P.O.N.D.E.R.:
Positronic
Obedient
Neohuman
Designed for
Exploration and
Repair
Awww … 
M.A.D. H.E.R.M.I.T.: Mechanical Artificial Device/Hydraulic Electronic Replicant Manufactured for Infiltration and Troubleshooting
A replicant? That explains much, like why Harrison Ford and Edward James Olmos are hanging around in my neighborhood…
adam yax- Artificial Digital Android Manufactured for Yelling and Accurate Xenocide.
If we ever get invaded by aliens let me know, I’ll yell at them and then kill them.
D.E.R.L.E.T.H.: Digital Electronic Replicant Limited to Exploration and Terran Harm
This brings back memories. I was playing with this back when Lore was still doing The Brunching Shuttlecocks.
He’s still active at his Lore-Brand Comics and The Slumbering Lungfish, but Comedy with a Runch is no more.
D.A.I.T.H.I was kinda boring, so I’m going with
Digital
Android
Fabricated for
Yelling and
Dangerous
Destruction
Yay! I’m yell-y! And don’t give me none of your candy-assed tame destruction – I want the full tilt boogie dangerous stuff!
Biomechanical
Robotic
Android
Calibrated for
Hazardous
Yelling
I feel like a metallic Vavoom.
Kinetic Intelligent Forbidden Fighting Android = kiffa
Artificial
Networked
Device
Yearning for
Peacekeeping/
Obedient
Lifeform
Limited to
Exploration and
Yelling
But what if I want to do more than explore & yell? At least I yearn for peace.
V.A.G.U.S
Vigilant
Android
Generated for
Ultimate
Sabotage