Benny Grunch and the Bunch’s “12 Yats of Christmas”! (Warning: none of these will make any sense unless you’ve lived in New Orleans.)
12. On the twelfth day of Christmas my
true love gave to me a Dozen Manuel’s Tamales
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On the eleventh day at Vetran’s
Highway try’ta cross the street with Eleven Schwegmann Bags -
I used’ta be at Kaiser now I’m woikin
down’da street at’da Tenneco Chalmette Refinery -
On the ninth day of Christmas we drove
down Delery in’da Lower Ninth Ward -
On’da eighth day of Christmas me and
Rosalie Ate By’ya Mama’s -
Cemetery traffic got backed up to
Metairie at the Seventeenth Street Canal -
On’da sixth day’a Christmas we
stopped at K&B’s for a Six Pack’a Dixie -
On the fifth day of Christmas we
stopped at A&G for Frrried Onion Rrrings -
On the fourth day I said OK let’s get a
Christmas tree Before’ya Drive Me Nuts -
On’da thoid day’ a Christmas we
Stopped at McKenzie for Three French Breads -
In’da Christmas Picayune I seen it
Dere’n Section E, Tujaque’s Recipe -
On’da foist day’a Christmas mah
Mawmaw gave to me a Crawfish dey
Caught in Arabi
Over four years later, I finally found it on YouTube!
I’ve enjoyed several of them, but none of them are funny more than once or twice.
Seconded! This was awesome!
My eight-year-old asks for the Straight No Chaser video, and also Vi Hart’s Christmath special.
A little bit different than the others posted here (in the 2x Zombie Thread!), but this one had the folks at work in hysterics… The Twelve Stages of Deployment. I found it first and sent it off to everyone else, but I was literally in tears at my desk laughing.
I don’t want to ruin it, but because they’re a little harder to decipher, number seven is “Wine’s not a food group either” and number nine is “Are you renovating?”