“Sonfofafatfuckingwhore” is my latest and greatest. “Cockmongrel” is my standby.
motherfucker is my favorite but if I’m really, really really i mean really angry I’ll change language and revert to my native tongue with the word tarbarnac, osti, criss and calice…
Bollocks.
And fuck. I’m a traditionalist, and not leading the field in the originality stakes by any means.
And another vote for “titsweat”. I posted to a thread not so long ago just so I could use the word. jarbaby is the Queen of Swear.
Embra
Yes. Yes she is.
Bullshit.
Such a wonderful word. Someone tells you a big ol’ story and you can look them square in the eye and say:
Bullshit.
Horseshit’s not bad too. And when I get physically hurt, it’s * voi nyt saatana perkele!!!*
“Stick your head up your granny’s cockslot and wear her like a hat.”
Let’s not forget “fucknugget.” (Another jarbaby coinage?)
Fuck is a good around all purpose swear word. When referring to a person, I like to call them an inbred motherfucking walking abortion.
I like “asshat”.
Recently I have been using “monkey fucker”.
These are just a few of my own personal favorites:
“Furk off you cuckfurking bellyflaker!”
“Stick your sillypussy in your shagscab, you shitgivitus-mouthed shum eater!”
“Eat my vagscab, you furking piece of Proust asspoo!”
In the beginning there was The Word. That Word was Fuck. Eventually Fuck made the earth and the heavens, and all the animals. Still, Fuck was lonely. “There is no one to say ‘Fuck’ to!” Fuck lamented. So Fuck made you. Fuck you. 
Unfuck you.
Involuntary virgin.
I think that one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is “FUCK”. It is the magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love.
When you think about it, “FUCK” falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb - both transitive (Dave fucked Anne) and intransitive (Dave then fucked off home). It can be used as an active verb (Dave fucks Anne regularly) or as a passive verb (Anne is regularly fucked by Dave), and also as an adverb (Anne is a good fuck). It makes a wonderful adjective (Anne is fucking beautiful) and can even be a noun (Dave is a fine fuck).
So you see, there are not many words with the versatility of “FUCK”. Besides its sexual connotations, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations:
aggression : Fuck you.
apathy : Who gives a fuck anyway?
denial : I didn’t fucking do it.
derision : He fucks everything up
despair : Fucked again.
difficulty : I don’t understand this fucking job.
disbelief : How the fuck did you do that?
dismay : Oh, fuck it.
displeasure : What the fuck is going on?
fraud : I got fucked by my insurance agent.
goodbye : Fuck off.
greeting : How the fuck are you?
incompetence : He’s all fucked up.
lost : Where the fuck are we?
mistake : That’s fucked it.
panic : Let’s get the fuck out of here.
perplexity : I know fuck all about it.
philosophical : Who gives a fuck?
rebellion : Fuck this for a game of soldiers.
resignation : Oh, fuck it.
retaliation : Up your fucking ass.
surprise : Fuck me.
suspicion : Who the fuck are you?
trouble : I guess I’m fucked now.
It can also be…
useful in describing anatomy : He’s a fucking asshole.
used to tell the time : It’s five fucking thirty.
used in business : How did I get this fucking job.
a predication : Oh, will I get fucked.
maternal : You great motherfucker.
nautical : Fuck the admiral.
political : Fuck the president.
used to open a relationship : Let’s fuck.
The word has, of course, been used by some very famous people throughout the years, the more notable of them being:
What the fuck was that? Mayor of Hiroshima
Look at all those fucking Indians! General Custer
Where’s all that fucking water coming from? Captain of the Titanic
What a place to plant a fucking tree. Marc Bolan
That’s not a real fucking gun. John Lennon
The fucking throttle’s stuck! Donald Campbell
Who’s going to fucking know? President Nixon
I’m outside the fucking exclusion zone. Capt. of Gen. Belgrano
Heads are going to fucking roll! Anne Boleyn
Who let that fucking woman drive? Space Shuttle Captain
Watch him, he’ll have some fucker’s eye out. King Harold
I thought I could smell fucking petrol. Nikki Lauder
What fucking map? Mark Thatcher
It’s my best fucking coat. Michael Foot
She’s just a fucking secretary. Cecil Parkinson
He’s just a fucking mate. Jeremy Thorpe
Any fucker can understand that. Einstein
It fucking looks like her! Picasso
Where’s the fucking brakes on this thing. Donald Campbell
Where the fuck are we? Christopher Columbus
It’s a sunny day, we don’t need a fucking top on the car. JFK
What the fucks that coming down the ventilation shaft. Iraqi airbase staff
You want what on the fucking ceiling?! Michaelangelo
I don’t suppose it’s fucking raining. Joan of Arc
I haven’t got a fucking clue. Miss Marples
Found this off the internet! I wish I had thought of it myself!
Dubya
Oh yes, almost forgot:
BARBARA STREISAND!
::picks up pom-poms::
babydick, fucktowel, cum junkie, RAH!
blumpkin addict, sperm merchant, SIS BOOM BAH!
YAY smegma, YAY snaggletooth,
GO-O-O asshead!
::exits with cartwheels and roundoffs::
I’ve always been partial to ass-spelunker myself.
I’m a pretty big fan of whore shit. Of course people only get it when typed out. Whorefucker isn’t bad either. I also love Dickfuck. I’ve always considered Dickfuck to be a noun. How about everyone else?
I’ve liked " Fuck me crooked". but that’s more likely a aussieism