[QUOTE=John Mace;17004857Why is my so-and-so such-and such? Fuck-you, that’s why![/QUOTE]
My personal favorite, especially when applied to someone’s disbelief that you don’t love their favorite food/band/movie etc.
My friend came to visit me at my house, and my roommate and I were watching Ace of Cakes. When he commented that he didn’t like Duff, she responded with the whole ‘What?! How can you not like Duff?’
His response: ‘Because his face is stupid. I don’t need a fucking reason, I just do.’
Yes, I like the concept that everyone born on this planet, even Christ himself, has an extra middle name, besides the one their parents gave them. And at any given time, if they really piss off someone, then that middle name can be invoked.
Examples:
Q, Who the hell would try and bug a shrink’s office?
A. Richard Fucking Nixon
Q. Who started WW II?
A. Adolph Fucking Hitler
Q. Why are you thinking of giving up on women?
A. Sarah Fucking Palin