Oh man! I forgot my favorite! Can I add another to the list?
‘I Want You’–The Beatles
And I’ve gotta add ‘Sensual World’ from Kate Bush.
Whew! I’m gettin’ the vapahs…
…and this one is going out to all you sick puppies out there,
Cold Ethyl by Alice Cooper.
Phenomenon – LL Cool J
Cream – Prince
Get Off – Prince
Kiss - Prince
Temptation – The Tea Party
I Touch Myself – The Divinyls
Wild Thing – Tone Loc
Bailamos – Enrique Iglesias
Sink the Pink – AC/DC
Cherry Pie – Warrant
Poison and Love’s A Loaded Gun – Alice Cooper
Crush – Garbage
Sugar High – Coyote Shivers
I Can’t Help Falling in Love - UB40
Slice Of Your Pie – Motley Crue
Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang (that video is hilarious)
California Love – Tupac Shakur
Connected – Can’t remember who sings it but it’s on the Hackers soundtrack
You Can Leave Your Hat On – Joe Cocker
Fever – the original not the Madonna re-make
Funky Cold Medina – Tone Loc
I Was Made For Loving You Baby and Lick it Up – Kiss
Talk Dirty to Me – Poison
Once Bitten, Twice Shy – Great White
Mr. Lover – Shaggy
Boombastic – Shaggy and Someone
Personal Jesus – Depeche Mode
Suck it – some girl group
Lets’ Talk About Sex, Push It and Shoop – Salt N Pepa
Free Your Mind – En Vogue
Takes My Breath Away – Eddie Money
Stroke and Everybody Wants you – Billy Squires ( I think?)
Sweet Emotion and Rag Doll - Aerosmith
Sixty Minute Man – I dunno
Sexual healing – Marvin Gaye
That’s all I can think of for now. Not all of these songs are about sex, but they all make me think about sex, does that count? Looking at this list I’m beginning to think I am always thinking about sex, geez!
Human Nature - Madonna and of course Justify my love
Consider yourself lucky. The first song that came to my mind was Too Drunk to Fuck by Dead Kennedys.
“Why don’t we get drunk and screw” -Jimmy Buffet
You are all so off. The best song, bar none, is Sex Style by Kool Keith
No one, and I mean no one, can dispute the magic of his lyrics. I will post some samples.
You want freestlye, that’s right, the style is free
Niggas suck my dick and they girls drink my pee
I’m on some S&M shit you can’t get with
Pull your panties down on stage and watch you sweat quick
Suckers back to pull their style’s transsexual
Lesbians dance with the funky heterosexual
You on the mic, and when you rhyme I start to jerk off
Let my dog lick you German Shepard want to bust off
I tell your legs and swat em, MC’s having anal sex
Step around like a Tampax, and step up next
I enter New York, no problem with my dick out
California porno star, my ass you can lick out
Saying “What?” with sperm dripping down your partner’s butt
I see MC’s in my face with their ass up
Let me put my cape on, my rubber and my mask up
…
Back I wreck shit, so what nigga? I masturbate
See your girls’ cocked back, her legs tied like a figure eight
I’m on stage getting sucked by Madonna
Sticking piped in your ass until you stop the freesyle drama
I pioneered this shit, you keep sucking dick
Your girl’s in the crowd, hawking me for a naked flick
I got my silk underwear for the atmosphere
Piss in your face and urinate all in your hair
You name a group that’s shit, I will pooper-scoop
Fuck with this, miss, I will damage on the premesis
Niggas step back with Dax grease, watch their ass twist
I rhyme any nigga, golden showers up in Greek Alley
Movie star bitches, MC’s lining up in Cali
Drinking vodka, Absolut, sipping Tanqueray
Mc’s jump off, I stung your rectum like a stingray
Girls heinie-wipe, MC’s say my style is hype
Pussies relax, I’d rather fuck them with a cordless mic
Could rob a horse, pull your panties off and pay the cost
*
and the best line in the whole song
Now the nurse is here, Dr. Butcher to your anus
I don’t care who your are, and if you think you’re famous
May they beat his bowels with a ten-pound hammer
til his asshole whistles the Star-Spangled Banner.
*
I have some more!
(Shook Me) All Night Long by AC/DC (Is that title right? It’s something like that. :rolleyes: )
It’s not really a favorite, but
Slide It In by Whitesnake
And then there’s the song by Cheap Trick where the youngster after thinking his parental units are a bit strange wakes to find them not only engaged in sexual relations on the living room furniture, but also making marijuana cigarettes while listening to his recordings of the musical group KISS. Surrender I love that song. 
He’s a Whore by Cheap Trick was also pretty good. Although the cover of it by Big Black was much better.
It would be easier to list the songs by Cheap Trick that are NOT about sex. 
You’re right SoMoMom like…uuummm…ummmmm…ahhhhh…
Damn. can’t think of any.
Back when I lived in Toronto (1994-5) there was a raunchy local band called Suckerpunch. Once their lead singer was interviewed on the radio and asked why they’d released a certain song as a single. He casually answered, “It’s the only song on our album (Carols from the Canyon) that’s not about oral sex, so it’s the only one you’d play.” He was right, too. What a great album.
Caress Me Down by Sublime
(now that I think about it this probably would have been better in the thread about mysogynistic songs since it’s about him & his “daughter” (I THINK it’s his daughter but it’s hard to tell…it could be a metaphorical daughter)
But anyway it’s half in Spanish and the Spanish part is even more explicit.
- so she told me to come over and i took that trip
and then then she pulled out my mushroom tip
and when it came out, it went drip drip drip
i didnt know she had the g.i. joe, kung foo grip *
*Me gusta mi reggae,
Me gusta punk rock,
Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita,
(I like my reggae)
(I like punk rock)
(but the thing I like most is pussy) *
yup.
Only the Good Die Young by Billy Joel of course
Sexy and Seventeen by The Stray Cats
I’ll keep thinking…
Oh my God! I can’t believe that “Whole Lotta Love” by Led Zepplin hasn’t been mentioned! Just listen to the bridge in the middle of the song and you’ll see what I mean. 'Nuff said.
I have this (compilation) CD called The Copulatin’ Blues which, as you might have guessed,
is nothing but songs about sex. Such classics as- *
My Daddy Rocks Me With One Steady Roll
Please Warm My Weiner
Press My Button, Ring My Bell*
Sexy, humorous and entertaining. A great combo.
Of the new stuff, gotta go with Closer by NIN.
I know it’s considered misogynistic, but it still gets me going.
Ditto Aerosmith.
My vote has to be for “Sit On My Face,” By Monty Python
50 some replies and nobody said
Oragasm Addict- the Buzzcocks
Hot Horse - Scrapping Foetus off the Wheel
Jodan, Minnesota- Big Black Which is about molesting children but you didn’t say it had to be legal or healthy.
(And then there’s Big Black’s album Songs About Fucking. Unfortunatly not completely accurate as a title.)
Venus in Furs and New Age - Velvet Underground.
Damn, everytime I hear the intro to “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails…I’m READY baby, rowr I also really like “Love in an Elevator” by Aerosmith cause I can, er, relate to it…and “Fuck like a Beast” by WASP is a good one about sex…so is “Sex Rap” by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Some of these have been mentioned.
AC/DC:
You shook me All Night Long
Sink the Pink
Shoot to Thrill (triple entendre)
What do you do for Money Honey
Flick of the Switch
Whole lot of Rosie
Little Lover
Jethro Tull:
Bungle in the Jungle
Velvet Green
Acres Wild
Roll Yer Own
Under Wraps
Kissing Willie (not the same since Clinton.)
Piece of cake (“I can fill your larder: I’m a piece of cake”)
Paradise Steakhouse
Hunting Girl (My favorite. Wonderful imagery:
“One should be warned about this high born hunting girl:
She took this simple man’s
downfall in hand.
I raised the flag that she unfurled.”)
Deep Purple: Knocking on your back door. (LOVE this).
Sammy Hagar: Dick in the Dirt.
There is also a song by the Firm I think. I think it’s called “Naughty naughty”, but the chorus goes like this:
Don’t tell me:
“I don’t want to be a girl like that.”
Do you want to see a grown man cry.
“I don’t want to be a girl like that.”
Baby this can be the first time
this can be the first time.
And who could forget Britney Spears’ premature ejaculation epic: “Oops, I did it Again.”