I have to second The Bad Touch and Sit On My Face. Also I want to add I Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing, by Aerosmith. Though it’s not specifically about sex, the sound of it, and the experiences that I relate with it make me think of sex. Also Look at You by Hanson, believe it or not, if you listen to the lyrics its about sex. “kick off your shoes get on the floor this is what we came here for. get on the floor kick off your shoes you aint got a thing to lose.” Hmm…what else? Too Close by Next. Give it to You by Jordan Knight “show me where, ill taste you there”. The Thong Song (nuf said). And I have to say it. Knights in White Satin by the Moody Blues. Tasha and I’s new metaphor for sex is “putting on knights in white satin”.
I’m amazed that I’m the first person to say this. But WTF??? I mean, it’s old mcdonald. A little kid song. Someone explain to me how they found that to be about sex.
Samantha Fox: Naughty Girls Need Love Too, Touch Me(I Want Your Body), and I Wanna Have Some Fun
Bitch: Leatherbound & Be My Slave
Bobby Brown: Humpin’ Around
Heart: Magic Man
MC Luscious: Boom I Fucked Your Boyfriend
Carmen Electra: Go Go Dancer
Duran Duran: Come Undone, Hungry Like The Wolf, Girls On Film
Rhythm Syndicate: P.A.S.S.I.O.N.
Corina: Temptation
The Boys: Crazy
Billy Joel: Captain Jack
Sissy Penis Factory: Everybody Fuck Now
Just a short list of those songs not already mentioned.
WooHoo! I was wondering when someone would post more Big Black. Bad Penny is another favorite of mine, more about relationships than sex, but ah well.
Hypergirl: It was a joke. “And on this farm he had a goat/dog/chicken/cow.”
I laughed out loud at it, actually. Pretty funny!
“Closer”- Nine Inch Nails
“Starfuckers, Inc.”- Nine Inch Nails
“Blur the Technicolor”- White Zombie
“Electric Head: Pts 1 and 2”- White Zombie
“Stitches”- Orgy
“The Air is Getting Slippery”- Primus
“Tommy the Cat”- Primus
“Is it Luck?”- Primus
“Deformography”- Marilyn Manson
“Mister Superstar”- Marilyn Manson
“Slow Like Honey”- Fiona Apple
“The First Taste”- Fiona Apple
Some girl sings two house music songs. I don’t know the title or the name of the singer, but the lyrics are:
*You’ve got to lick it
Before you stick it
You gotta get a groove on
So we can kick it
Kiss my cat
I’m freaky like that*
and another
I don’t like short, short
Little dick
men
Don’t want no
Enie weenie
Teeny weenie
itsy bitsy
shriveled up
Weenie
Dittos on the Big Black tip. I remember playing them on my radio show way the hell back in 87 or something like that.
That said I can’t forget to mention my favorite Baltimore/DC/Annapolis cow punk, Mary Prankster. She’s the original bomb.
Tits and Whisky
Fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me
I am Ernies rubber ducky
Sadie Hawkins Day
Secret smile in his eyes, a bonfire in his hair
And the lace upon the push-up bra reminds me why it’s there
It’s early in the morning and the sky is turning grey
And I’m punching in his ticket ’cause it’s Sadie Hawkins Day
Valentine
Fill my hole with cum and wine
I’m everybody’s valentine
This bitter little mouth is my only claim to fame
’Cause once you’ve given head, nothing ever tastes the same
Mata Hari
Boys’ll come and boys’ll go — it doesn’t bother her
Last names are a mystery and first names are a blur
Maybe when she’s done with sin she’ll settle down at last
Says: “Why they call it ‘slow gin’ when it works so damn fast?”
Now that’s a girl you marry! Too bad she’s too young for me!
I’ve only heard this a couple of time. My 7yo daughter loves this song. Who Let the Dogs Out? So it’s on when I’m dropping off the car pool at school and they’re dancing in the back seat. I thought I heard a really nasty line. But who was I going to ask? The seven-year-olds? So anyway, is that a song about sex? If it is, I think I like it, but since I don’t know all of the words, then again, maybe not. 
Hi Biggirl! The second song is by “Gillete”. I don’t know about the first one, though.
oldscratch said:
If my very old memory serves me correctly, wasn’t Rapeman a Steve Albini project? They put out that classic album Two Nuns and a Pack Mule.
Yep… Who can forget Rapemen. He also did another project later on, Shellac, they were pretty good. I saw em 3 or 4 times in concert.
Shellac just put out a new album, 1000 hurts. You should check it out, it’s much better than the last one, which kinda sucked eggs.
Wait…what was the last one? Was it terraform? That’s the last one I got, I loved that one. Or was it something after that?
I’ll probably go pick it up, I’ve been sadly derilect in my heavy music buying.
BTW, I saw them do a 10am show at the Great American Music Hall once, right after they had done a 2am show. IT was great. 10am, drinking beer, seeing shellac.
Sexual Metaphors: Sex = Car
Garth Brooks, “Keys To My Heart” (Drop the top and feel the breeze)
Steve Wariner, “Road Trippin’” (Put that silver key into the cold ignition, burn a little rubber with me – Road trippin’)
Sexual Metaphors: Sex = Farm Equipment
Kenny Chesney, “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy” (She likes the way we’re movin’ while I’m tillin’ up the land)
Not Explicit, But Sex:
Savage Garden, “Universe” (I forget the lyrics but I remember it’s about having sex with somebody you’ve wanted for a long time)
Third Eye Blind, “Semi-Charmed Life” (Again, forget the lyrics but it’s about oral sex and coming down off a high)
Obvious Novelty Song, But Still Sex:
Monty Python, “Sit On My Face”
yESTERDAY mAN, I definatly like your style!
Also…
“Winona’s Big Brown Beaver”-Primus
“Physical”-NIN
“Suck”-NIN
“The Animal Song”-Bloodhound Gang
“Suck my Kiss”-Red Hot Chili Peppers
I’m sure there are others, I just gotta remember them…
“Freakin’ at the Freaker’s Ball”, or almost anything written by Shel Silverstein and recorded by Doctor Hook.
“Breaking the Girl” , “Blood Sugar Sex Magik” and Sir Psycho Sexy" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
Yeah, I met Steve Alibini when the first Shellac album came out. He produces and mixes a friend’s band. The first album is the only one that I like by Shellac.
Funny. I bought the latest one and I think it’s horrible - boring and annoying, trying too hard. He’s really losing it. But that’s just my opinion - worth nothing.