I just love scrambled eggs with grape jam mixed in. Unfortunately, this turns the eggs a yucky shade of grey, so it’s best not to look at the plate while eating.
Cheese crackers and junior mints, or M&Ms and Doritios. I’ve met exactly two other people who agree with me that the taste of “cheese” and chocolate together is to die for. Everyone else is horrified.
I like cottage cheese with garlic - that seems to skeeve people out.
I also like bananas and peanut butter; it’s a dessert to me. Yet some people have been horrified when I tell them.
We make a chip dip in my family that is made with equal parts ketchup, salad dressing (or mayo) and mustard. That’s all. It’s like condiment surprise, but so good!
I don’t know why this bothers people because it makes perfect sense to me, but I love soaking…nay, DROWNING my biscuits in syrup. It’s how I grew up, and although honey is an adequate substitute, there’s still nothing like hot syrup for a tasty biscuit.
I make fried rice with chinese anchovies and chicken cubes. It’s quite widely available locally - nothing special there. My twist is a shitload of well-aged brie, thrown in shortly before I’m done with the stir-frying/wok-juggling. Makes it all sticky and risottoish, but better.