What's your kid's favourite joke?

My almost 4 year suddenly developed quite a sense of humour. She thinks herself quite the comedien. Lately it’s been an endless stream of:

Papa,What’s purple and and puts out fires?
I don’t know sweetie.
Smokey the grape! Ha Ha Ha Ha…


Papa, What did the light switch say to the lamp?
I don’t know. What?
I flip for you! Ha Ha Ha…

They don’t always have to make sense either:

Papa, What did the stone say to the water?
I don’t know. What?
I’m sunk! Ha Ha Ha…

And she saves them all up for bed-time as a way of stalling from having to go to sleep.

What a nut.

What did the cow say to the farmer?
Hahahahaha! Seriously, I love that joke.

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
…to keep his feet out of the hot chocolate.:stuck_out_tongue:

My very blonde 9 year old daughter loves to tell this joke A LOT and it cracks her up every time without fail.

A blonde walks into a bar, but I didn’t see it.

Thats it, thats the entire joke. She had to explain it to me.