Mine is 1280 x 1024. 
I think I’ll start smoking. I’m gonna ease into it, though. Right away, I’ll start hanging out in smoky bars for the second-hand stuff. Then I’ll work up to the gum, and the patches. I’ll start to dial in some totally wotledy ultra mega filtered ciggies. I’ll make my way through the winskings all the way to the straight dromedaries. If that isn’t enough, I’ll honk Cavendish through a calabash pipe.
No. Just kidding.
I resolve to not stab anyone to death.
I’ll probably keep it, too.
I’m going to start dating men who are bad for me: men who drink too much, who lie, cheat, and are lazy in bed. Men who are shallow, unemployed, or inconsiderate. The kind of men who dislike their own mothers.
I think my girlfriends have been right all along, and that lowering my standards and settling is the way to go.
Because that’s much better than being alone. :rolleyes:
But I was so enjoying the sarcasm in this one. 
Yeah, I think I’ll close this one. Anyone interested may wander over to MPSIMS.