Well if you think about that… Frisky Johnson? Frisky. Johnson. It’s a porno name…
Cookie Blackwell.
Sounds like a transvestite, doesn’t it?
dick plant.
do you think that can still be my porn name even though i’m a girl?
You had a pet named Dick? Good porn name anyway!
Lucy (or Squeak, or Nibbles. I had mice.) Grieve. Doesn’t work very well. Childhood street? Walbrook. Still doesn’t sound very porn-y. Oh well, I guess I’ll never be a porn star. Rats.
Kitty Kat Peterson?
The boys down at the lodge are gonna love that one.
Suki Bartlett. Sounds succulent…
Nutmeg Hoffmann isn’t particularly good. And street name is “Lenni” . . . that doesn’t work well either.
yup, dick the cat. named after my grandfather. he used to chase my mom down the hall trying to bite her, and my mom would have to barricade herself in the closet at the end of the hall and call for my dad to get dick and put him outside.
dick plant…it almost sounds more like a pornoprofessional wresting move: [begin announcer voice] “they’re squirming around the ring! johny deeper is knocked to the ground after a vicious stiletto to the groove of his asscheeks! he tries to get up, but felicity “the breast” harmon keeps that heel firmly planted while strapping on a foot long purple dildo!..it looks like…is she going to go for the…she did! it’s done! felicity pinds johny with a vicious dick plant! it’s over! we have a new champion!” [end announcer voice]
but yeah…dick was a good cat.
The cat or your grandfather?
I guess as porn names go you’d definitely be in the dominatrix niche.
Loki Weed?
Sounds more like a Cheech & Chong movie.
Meow Szylagyi >mothers maiden name<
Meow Chestnut >street<
ummmm…errr…!!!
no
Yertle Willow. My first pet was a turtle.
Toots Mackey, I think it would work.
… but due to circumstances beyond my control, I will have to be billed as “Johnny One-Nut”, as I am the living personification of Uniball’s handle…
go figure.
Prissy Hunnicutt ? I’ll pass
Fuzzy Flynn.
Not bad, not bad. Echoes of “in like…”, only with seriously major bush.
Sucker Else
…is that a threat?
Oreo Lane? WTF? Are people having orgies in the candy store and not be telling me about it?
Stanley Corvus
Heh heh heh. Cool.