What's your profession's light bulb joke?

[Folly]

@Horatius

You might be the only one here who will get my version:
Q: How many patent examiners does it take to change a light bulb?

A: That’s obvious.

Your joke is quite novel.

[Horatius]

@Folly

Your joke is quite novel.

[Nava]

@Horatius

You might be the only one here who will get my version:
Q: How many patent examiners does it take to change a light bulb?

A: That’s obvious.

I get it too, but it’s JoseB’s fault. He’s a patent examiner

[CelticKnot]

@burpo_the_wonder_mutt

I was a musician, so this comes close:

How many choreographers does it take to change a light bulb?

…5…6…7…8.

On behalf of Mr. CelticKnot:

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

We don’t know. No one was watching.

[Enright3]

@Esprise_Me

I haven’t heard one for lawyers, but I was a server for 10 years, and the answer to that is “that’s not my fucking sidework!”

You won’t find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you’re looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb…