I can get behind this. I want a targetable supersonic device, but unlike you, mine will be set to…muuuuurder (heh heh heh)!
Anyone near me who dares to play crap too loud or just crap I don’t like will have his windows and eardrums shattered as I can point this to any car near me. Also works for people who tailgate me because FUCK YOU that’s why!
Have any of you fellas ever seen someone wearing paisley and cammo at the same time?
I’m just askin’…
That can’t possibly happen. Not even in a Wal-Mart. It violates all the rules of science!
(I am not advocating this. Camo should be reserved for hunting and combat.)
Since that can’t possibly happen, I’m rejecting that first pic as somehow being Photoshopped together. The chick in the second link will be summarily executed post haste to prevent that infection from spreading. Thanks for the heads-up! 
Uh… that’s a guy. Also, I approve of this.
Well…there are certain people who should be required to wear camo when crossing the street.
And that’s why he has his own room in the basement. With no carpeting.
That chick’s really pretty - she almost has a masculine jaw, though.
I don’t think that young lady would appreciate you saying she’s a guy. That’s just mean.
Almost. I’m still not going to accuse the poor thing of being a dude, though. No matter – once my my minions are done disposing of the body (and most particularly, that clothing), it will be a moot point.
I don’t think that man would appreciate you saying he’s a girl. Just look! The buttons on the shirts are on the wrong side to be a girl. (also women don’t have hands like that.)
Can we just kill him/her/it for wearing that…stuff?
That’s it. I’ll not have you accusing a pretty young woman (wearing a spectacularly bad outfit) of being a man just because you find her hands to be too masculine. More minions to be dispatched in your direction shortly…
That is part of the master plan, yes.
I’m glad we are on the same page, here.
I think you mean pretty young man. The buttons man! The buttons!
And thanks, my shipment of chimera food hadn’t come in yet.
We can do a chromosome count on the dead body.
Right now, get him into his cammos and tell him that the double yellow lines indicate the androgynous lane.
I took the risk. It’s not a porn site, it’s about cigarette butts.