Finally, another Contagious Specialist! We can open a clinic & cure something.
Like… Top-Heavy Hookjaw… 
Man I bet you can scratch a record like no other!
Real name - Bellowing Rap Machine. I don’t even listen to rap.
User name split No Body - Vangelic Surgeon. 
Monolithic Fishmonger-X
My real name makes me “Auxillary Priest.”
My SDMB name as my first name, and my real last name as my second name, gives me “Cheeky Delinquent.”
“Scribble”, divided into “Scrib” and “Ble” makes me “Fiendish Observational Comedian.”
I don’t get anything good (Slumbering Pierrot?)
but my older son gets “Officer Stinkah” and my younger son gets… “Lesbian Pimp”.