…which results in world wide drought and crop failure, the Loaizians offer…
fluffernutters, or the reasonable facsimile that molecule-shifting food systems of the future offer, but that’s not enough…
they also offer to explain who they are, but this is also not enough. drought, famine, there’s an uprising of the masses and a million man march is planned…
While the million men march, a million women put their right index finger on their cheek, tilt their heads just a bit, and ponder over what the heck a Loiaza is.
a million tilts, all the same way, causes a wave of air to be displaced, and a lost sheet of orchestral music wafts from under a piano and up onto the stool…
…the sheet of music is picked up by a small boy and folded into a paper airplane…
…which he set sailing from his 43rd floor balcony toward an oncoming news helicopter…
…the helicopter’s intake sucks in the note music which destroys the inside of the helicopters engine, it crashes into…
…a breakfast cereal factory, untold tons of flakes, puffs and other assorted crunchies are swooped down upon by migrating geese, whereupon the rain…
…being acid rain, melts all the cereals leaving the geese starving, they in desperation begin to…
… draw a crowd of onlookers, who, because they have spent hours tending to the geeses’ needs have inhaled fungus-laden particles from quickly-moldy starches and slimy goose feces…
Soon, everyone is wheezing and coughing, causing some hearing-impaired geese to revive in hopes of some goosely amore…
…but because they are so hungry they are unable to perform as geese do so instead they…
begin furiously beating* thus muliplying the bytterfly’s wind many times over changing the local weather patterns slightly…
*of course I meant their wings.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, our intrepid hero was busy tending to his crop of pre-shredded wheat when…
he’s abducted by a fleet of aliens intent on creating crop circles and also finally answering the last mystery of the universe - just who are the Loaizians…
the UFO flies over the place where the geese changed the weatehr patterns which resulted in the UFO crashing into the ground causing…
…our intrepid hero to be flung free clutching a large…
goose…
He lands hard, winded he stays still, watching a new butterfly unfold and flap its wings for the first time.