When are you going to croak?

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Grim :eek:

Ha! I shall bury you all! (well, except Cougarfang)

April 13, 2067
at the age of 95 years old.

Cancer: 26%
Heart Attack 19%Alien Abduction: 12%
Homicide: 7%
Horrible Accident: 7%

Interestingly, poor penmanship appears to cut almost 4 months from your life expectancy.

You are SUCH a liar Sublight. C’mon, admit it, you only got to 95 by sheer fibbing about your past escapades didn’t you? There is no way known you’ll get to 95…anyway, somebody’ll knock you off before that just for being a smart-arse. :wink: :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

Hey thats my birthday:D

March 4, 2058
93 years old

That sounds about right. I have an aunt that will be 98 on her next birthday, and an uncle who just turned 96. Both of them are still very much in control of their faculties, and my uncle still swims everyday.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 30, 2060
at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Electrolysis (13%)

I hope the crime of the century happens before then, so I get to read about it.

September 18, 2079
at the age of 95 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Horrible Accident (26%)
Drowning (17%)
Contagious Disease (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Confusion (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
Cancer (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)

Snuggle Bear I dont like this test for one horrible accidents are what I want to fix and two most importanly I dont wanna live that much longer then you :frowning:

Actually, I was telling the truth. Admittedly, I’ve been on a fitness kick for the last few months, so the 95 result assumes that I’ll continue it for the next 65 years. So while it may be a long life, it won’t necessarily be a fun life. :wink:

Of course, my family history gives me some hope. My ancestors who’ve avoided smoking, asbestos and Germans (lung cancer, starvation and bullet wounds seem to be the leading killers) have all been healthy well into their 90’s.