When did you first realize there were sequential threads?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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**What do people do with their miscarriages?
I’m gonna eat me some fried guinea pigs
**

62

**I am having such a great day!
Verbing the noun **

63

**Have the previous owners of your house left anything interesting for you?
Giving away old porno **

64

Imagine you’ve never seen a computer mouse
Starving and waiting for surgery

Nope, can’t say I have.

65

A rodent theme:

Imagine you’ve never seen a (computer) mouse…
Vietnam Cracks Down on Hamster Craze
I’m gonna eat me some fried guinea pigs

66

**Dear boss, I’m really bored…
So, what’s your pimple/acne story? **

67

** I’m getting married. For the first time. At age 47. And I have questions.
Does your carpet match the drapes?
Am I overreacting or is this getting creepy?
Do you share mailboxes/passwords with your SO?
Have the previous owners of your house left anything interesting for you?
Who wears Converse Chuck Taylors?
So, what’s your pimple/acne story? **

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**I’m gonna eat me some fried guinea pigs
So, I wrecked my camel today
In which I shame my ex-wife and pull the tiger’s tail. (long)
**

I gonna get PETA to handle youse guys

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**So, I wrecked my camel today
Should I get drunk tonight?
**

70

Cambodia to End Trade in Key Ecstasy Ingredient
I’m gonna eat me some fried guinea pigs
Vietnam Cracks Down on Hamster Craze

There’s a connection here somewhere… :dubious:

71

** Does your carpet match the drapes?
Translate male jargon, please
**

They are talking about HAIR. Head hair and hair, eh…down below.

**We can’t set a timetable for withdrawal because…
Hillary Clinton and her campaign are nothing but smoke & mirrors **

Please don’t ask about her carpet & drapes.

72

Monday Morning New Posts:

** Do You Ever Dream…About…
Practical Jokes At Work
**

73

** To me, nothing says Spring like…

Some New Speed Racer Trailers
**

74

**Vatican Announces New Sins
Hostess Fruit Pie! Apple! Holy shit! **

Sinful indeed

75

To me, nothing says Spring like…
Vera-Ellen’s neck

Hey, whatever floats your boat.

76

**Vietnam Cracks Down on Hamster Craze
Who needs surrealism when you have life? **

77

**You know what’s a kick in the teeth?
Visiting NYC/St John’s University Law School **

That first title is going to get a bit of use here…

78

** Translate male jargon, please
When was the last time you used a floppy disk?
**

Before Viagra

79

**To me, nothing says Spring like…

Candy bar quiz!
**

Really? Me, I’m more a crocuses-and-robins kind of gal.

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**To me, nothing says Spring like…

Tolkien Fan Entmoot
**
All those fans standing around with their toes in the not-quite-permafrost, drinking EntDraughts…