**Governor Spitzer caught with his pants down
PhillyPhest Saturday March 22nd **
The punchline to this one is so obvious I’m not even gonna post it:
** Kids Who Fear Clowns
Oh terrific. I’m eating in my sleep. **
**If you had a Secret Service codename, what would it be?
Undersea topography in Google maps **
That’s a mouthfull!
So – you won’t be joining us?
"For reasons of Security, my codename is changed daily. Today it is…“Undersea topography in Google maps”
(If you don’t get that, you don’t have kids. Or don’t watch enough Nicktoons)
**Oh terrific. I’m eating in my sleep.
“Worst way to wake up” contest.
Hostess Fruit Pie! Apple! Holy shit!
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Top Ten Physical Acts that Gov Spitzer would pay $5000 for 4 hrs worth
Thumb-sucking among teen girls?
**Marshmallow Krispie squares are a type of…
“Hard” science movies
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I think of them more as a sweet snack food, but, yanno, whatever.
**Wow. I get it. This is great!
Ladies: Am I good in bed?
Who WOULDN’T want this roommate?
“Worst way to wake up” contest.
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Making a boob cake - advice required
Why aren’t they ENORMOUS stars?
** Recommend me a great Boston restaurant
Who here has eaten at McDonald’s the most? The least?
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"Pillow Angel" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHGH
Please stop using quotes for "emphasis"
**Meet the new boss
Getting pried off a toilet **
Best not to shake hands until later…
**Would you stand by him/her for the cameras?
I M Dmpn U, Foo! **
Guess not.
**A Stunning Realization
I met a girl at a gas station and I think I missed her call! **
** Looking for some career advice
So… who likes clowns?
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** If you had a Secret Service codename, what would it be?
Origin of “pwn”
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“As you know, for reasons of security my Code Name is changed daily. Today, my code name is …pwn”
**Woman forgets the “…get off the pot” part
Governor Spitzer caught with his pants down
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From the Pit:
My mother has a gambling problem.
It’s her money regardless of amount, CUNT!
**What to see in NYC?
Governor Spitzer caught with his pants down **
** Woman forgets the “…get off the pot” part
Who WOULDN’T want this roommate?
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