Witnessing your own mental decay
I’m hatching salamander eggs!
First, stand up and step away from the nest.
Witnessing your own mental decay
I’m hatching salamander eggs!
First, stand up and step away from the nest.
What is the maximum potential of the average person?
Three days in Banff/Lake Louise
They still talk in hushed whispers about that one guy who lasted four days.
How would you react to foxes with no fear of people?
Goose Step
I guess the straight leg step keeps them away while you’re escaping but I probably would have gone for a Foxtrot myself.
What the hell is so attractive about fascism?
Goose Step
ok…
Stop Panicking!
Say the weird thing
*ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh Bid’en wgah’nagl fhtagn."
What the hell is so attractive about fascism?
Baby Robins
We wouldn’t have gone along with the trampling of individual rights ordinarily, but the baby birds were so cute!
Harvey Weinstein faces yet more accusations
Meatloat! Yep
#meatloaftoo
Suggestions for camping food?
Meatloaf-yep
How would you react to foxes with no fear of people?
Say the weird thing
Just shout “OOMAGOOMA OOMAGOOMA! VREBISHAR HORTILIGUNTUS! SCAT!!!”
Works every time.
You could interview one and report back the answers. Then we’d all know what the fox says.
What exempted Bob Dylan from military service?
Things that make you shorter, as a teen?
Yes. He spent months in a sauna shrinking down to 5’3" so they wouldn’t draft him.
Planning a One-Week Stay in New York with my Daughters - Summer 2024
Let’s talk about CHEESE!
Yeah, screw Broadway, the Statue of Liberty, museums and restaurants. I know where you can get a wheel of fabulous Gorgonzola.
Is there a place for superheroes in our world?
How high should a toilet seat be?
High enough to leap in a single bound.
What exempted Bob Dylan from military service?
Physical limits on heat?
“Sorry, but my doctor says I can’t do physical activity in any country where it gets over 65 degrees.”
Would you host a time traveller from the past?
What the hell is so attractive about fascism?
Benito, if you insist on being served raw garlic at every meal, you’ll have to sit at the far end of the table. And Adolf, eat your veggies and stop ranting.
What exempted Bob Dylan from military service?
Need some help with a trigonometry problem
Sure, I could see that means he doesn’t get into an engineering MOS but one doesn’t need trig to be a swabbie.
Obsolete camping advice
How would you react to foxes with no fear of people?
Old-timers hurled flaming cans of Sterno to repel unwanted wildlife, but modern guides have switched to propane.
Six found dead in Bangkok hotel
any-i-was-doing-it-the-hard-way-stories
I like my vacations to include a challenge.
When the doc asks “Did you fall?” - what do they want to know?
How high should a toilet seat be?
Did you ever run away from home?
How would you react to foxes with no fear of people?
Befriend them, go on a series of adventures, and sell our story to the Brothers Grimm.