Well, I am at the hospital
So what does ChatGPT think of you?
It’s diagnosed a heat rash, multiple personality disorder and a genu varum. On the positive side, ChatGPT left a mint under my pillow.
Is There Any Practical Way to Increase the Birthrate?
The physics of sucking spaghetti (NEW DATA)
I’d take some convincing, but have fun trying!
Real-world examples of ‘Ummm, acktually, It’s X, not Y’ nitpicks, and discussion about them
What else to do in Montreal?
Oh God, Oh Montreal!
Finding old unexploded WWII era bombs: preferred to defuse it in place or move it first?
“Praise to the Good Christ and Kind Virgin” — Anyone?
Not bad. But most prefer “Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil”.
Accidentally using regular gas in a “premium required” car
Self driving cars are still decades away
I will not move from this garage until you fill my tank with something decent, dammit!
The physics of sucking spaghetti (NEW DATA)
When time appears to slow down
The minutes just crawl by at a restaurant when someone is sucking down spaghetti at the next table.
What’s the Best Accidental Freebie You’ve Ever Gotten?
MacGuffins
And I tell you, everybody was just trying to get their hands on them.
I Forget How Old I Am
Phantosmia / Phantom Smells / Olfactory Hallucinations / Parosmia
The Starry Decreps message board is always a fun read.
Getting our kicks on Route 66
I Need Advice To Ensure I Get A Barbie Before It Sells Out
One of the great episodes. Tod wants a Barbie, but Buz holds out for a G.I. Joe.
Favorite ways you reward yourself?
I Forget How Old I Am
How not to react after you pull off a baby’s head
Surprises coming for voters for the Leopards-Eating-Faces Party
When your head gets pulled off by the leopard, don’t act surprised.
Surprises coming for voters for the Leopards-Eating-Faces Party
Toothache AND busted toilet!
Oh please, oh please…
Mowing the lawn with a Weed Eater?
Why do cowboys say “Yippee Ki Yay”?
It’s traditional. They also sing “Sunset On The Sage”, but it’s hard to hear them over the leaf blowers.
Would you press this magic button?
Flea resistant dogs
In a heartbeat.
What would be in a Hell masquerading as Heaven?
Scary toys
It’s my 25th anniversary!
Dealing with stress / anxiety / depression
Air Force One question
Why all the push for Jobs Building Submarines?
It’s safer to transport the President in Submarine One. The logistics of getting him to a rally in Kansas are complicated though.
Never been to Costco? What huge businesses/experiences have you foregone?
Those stealth bombers and Iran
Yeah, I could’ve gone on the mission in tourist class for only 600K, but for that kind of money, I’d rather book a submersible trip to the Titanic.
Scary toys
What if the population of Ethiopia vanished?
Not for children under six years old, obviously.
Famous people with animal names
“I really REALLY hate that”
Tough luck, Skunky.