You are transported back to 70 million BCE
I have been cordially invited to a complimentary dinner event
Learn the advantages of a cave time-share! Wooly mammoth en brochette will be served at Gub and Og’s Fine Eats. Casual dining, skins optional.
You are transported back to 70 million BCE
How is this going to end?
As an appetizer or a main course, depending.
Anyone here like Bluegrass (or Bluegrass-like) music?
Jam-making advice sought
Can the Triple Murderer Released into the U.S. Be Legally Detained?
Why do I feel a strong urge to turn on the lights when sundown is still nearly two hours away?
Don’t worry, homicide is against your H.O.A.'s rules, unless previously approved by the Board.
You are transported back to 70 million BCE
Passenger Jet Questions
Expect fantastic low altitude sightseeing. But landing will be a bitch.
Do women really get off from sitting on washing machines?
Why don’t you lift weights?
Are romance novels dead? 
Do women really get off from sitting on washing machines?
Sometimes Technology Just Complicates Things
There needs to be a word
General car talk
How about “Autolocution?”
To Those who Make Facebook Posts Extolling Home Schooling
Alligator Auschwitz
C’mon, it’s not that bad. More like Suburban San Quentin.
You’d think everyone would know about
When computer searches go wrong
I think we’ve all had that unfortunate experience.
Things appearing in my Amazon shopping cart that I did not put there
Do you believe in demons and is pornography sinful?
Honest, Marge, I was shopping for a complete set of Hardy Boys mysteries, and the devil must’ve put that porn in my shopping cart.
Visiting northern Michigan in October
How often do you poop?
I try for twice a day. It’s a compliment to the chef.
Things no one said in 1975
Why doesn’t my dog bark at a horse and buggy?
What is this carnival attraction called?
Monge’s Theorem and the Euler Line
Mathematicians were getting nauseated on the Tilt-A-Whirl, so they had to come up with a gentler ride. Kids hate it though.
Lie about yourself
Lie down vs. lay down, and why my head may explode
Are you sure you don’t mean “lay about yourself”?
What is this called? [functional garment]
Level 1 EV chargers and extension cords?
It’s the quintessential power suit. Wrap enough of them around you and they provide great insulation, plus you can get to Manitowoc, Wisconsin without stopping to recharge.
Statins for all men of a certain age?
Men who drink scotch, men who drink bourbon
Might not be a bad idea…
Who’s missing that you really want to see on the Board?
First Measles death in Texas - Feb, 2025
That was a Doper? Awwwww
Do you pick up trash outside?
Confused about protein
Yes, that three-day-old burger remnant is a source of protein, but eww.
Another neighbor question: kids, dog, balls over fence
Should it be more common to cut diplomatic ties with rogue regimes?
“We no longer recognize your status in this neighborhood. Your invitation to come over for barbecue is hereby rescinded.”