Looking for portable radio with the best AM reception
I wanna go to Neptune
Tricky but doable. The WiFi options suck though.
I went to a memorial service yesterday
Off Roading
And to think that those idiots bitched because they couldn’t hear the eulogy.
Do You Belong To An HOA? Do They Suck?
Why am I now seeing the term “unalived” all over the place instead of the much shorter “killed” or “died”?
Because it doesn’t sound as harsh when the HOA newsletter reports that the guy down the block was “unalived” for leaving his garbage cans out too long.
How did Houdini die?
American Civil War
He was charging up San Juan Hill and just…disappeared. 
What Killed the Mouse?
Trivia questions that, amazingly, have two different answers
It’s all to complex for that tiny mouse brain, so it causes a stroke.
What meal would you make for a foreign visitor?
Marco Rubio should be barbecued
Oh, Snap!
The AI Execs Bet Wrong - What Now?
Food Feast
Their tears are delicious, just not very nourishing.