Today in nature I saw
Entirely Benign, Appropriate Things That Make You Seethe
The cicadas are here!
Kaiser is Fking worthless
The outpatient clinic told me there wasn’t anything they could do about the itching, and I’m liable to have a recurrence in 17 years. 
What’s For Dinner Tonight: Episode 2021 – A New Hope
You Are Invited To The SDMB Potluck!
Hope dies. 
Entirely Benign, Appropriate Things That Make You Seethe
Anachronisms that persist
Advice on staining furniture?
Up to 20 lbs of poop!
True fact – people “faking” antiques used to, after beating up furniture to “distress” it, bury it in a pile of dung. Not only did it stain the furniture, but the ammonia given off helped to artificially “age” it.
For all I know, they’re still doing this. Grosser but cheaper than modern stains, and harder to detect.
New Rules for Great Debates and Elections – January 2020
Up to 20 lbs of poop!
More than 20 pounds, and it’s off to the Pit.
Trying to put some weight on my old doggie
Let’s talk about cruiselines
Their buffet lines are notorious!
Grr. Beaten to it!
How are the bands you liked in high school doing today?
Real music died in the 1970s
So, not great, huh?
Hat on in restaurant - faux pas?
Up to 20 lbs of poop!
That’s not a faux pas, it’s a compliment to the chef.
Retirement Income
Up to 20 lbs of poop!
And if you need more, it’s available!
The end of masking
Masking posts linked to the Pit
Wait, now we can only post about masking in the pit? 
Underpowered cars
Up to 20 lbs of poop!
Slow acceleration is no big deal, as long as I get 40 miles per pound of poop in my Shitmobile.
From the MPSIMS forum:
Anger management issues
How to be a better Doper
Uh, you can start by not being angry all the time?
Getting older
Well crap. Now I feel old
Well, yeah
24 hours in Chicago in Mid-July…what MUST I do?
Biden, the church and communion
You don’t want to get in the middle of that mess. How about ballroom dancing with Lori Lightfoot?
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My, my, my! Clarence is trying to upgrade his look. New teeth are first on the agendas
For serious toast eaters only
For serious toast eaters only
The grossest thing you ever saw!!
Do not remind me of the sardines and marmalade.
Are there any oral options that work similar to bisacodyl suppository?
I Need Help Pricing Daisy Buck Rogers 1930’s Disintegrator Guns, Please
