Is it Disrespectful to Leave Dead Bodies for More than 18 Hours Lying in the Street?
Am I being too sensitive?
Yeah, just chill. We’ll be around to pick 'em up tomorrow if we’re not too busy.
Things That Are Technically True But You Shouldn’t Say Out Loud
Russia invades Ukraine
By “invade” I meant to say “Operation Special Teddy Bear”, comrade.
Name Something Duct Tape WON’T Fix
The Great Ongoing General Aviation Thread
Probably best just to break it into two parts.
Go-fund me
I can’t intuit Newton’s Third Law
But I’ll feel less bad about myself for $50K.
The physics of the golf swing
I can’t intuit Newton’s Third Law
It states that the gravitational pull of a water hazard exceeds your ability to avoid slicing your ball into it.
You’re welcome.
What’s the most unreasonable, pointless, inane, illegal, or just plain insane policies you’ve been subjected to in the workplace?
More Jokes
Not enough giggles and chortles, and you’re out.
An AUS Husband accidentally spends $725 on EIGHT items at the supermarket……have you ever been majorly overcharged?
Author of “How to Murder Your Husband” charged with murdering husband
Harsh
Canadian Politics 2022
How many corpses have you seen in the wild?
Justin Tr…no wait, he’s still moving.
Airline passenger arrested for Masturbating 4 times during flight
Looking for a decent Grabber-Reacher
Need answer fast? Try the airlines.
Airline passenger arrested for Masturbating 4 times during flight
Looking for a decent Grabber-Reacher
The second poster should look around at their fellow passengers on their next flight
What’s a GREAT wedding gift the second time around?
Shingles vax
Gardasil is an appropriate present when you’re young and wild, but in one’s twilight years, Shingrix says you really care.
No, no no!
It’s:
What’s a GREAT wedding gift the second time around?
Cataract Surgery
Are tanks of any use anymore on the modern battlefield?
They wouldn’t fly now
But I remember World War II, the glory days of the flying tank!
Airline passenger arrested for Masturbating 4 times during flight
The psychological damage from growing up as a Jehovah’s Witness
I pit the piece of shit that dumped this bunny on the side of the road
The Bundys are at it again.
[Emily Litella]
What’s that?
The Bunnies are at it again?
Why are we bothering these bunnies for doing what comes naturally? Why should we…
What’s that?
Ohhh… Bundies…That’s very different
Never Mind!
[/Emily Litella]
Presidential Medal of Fitness
Why Does Vinegar Make Me Sweat?
The requirements for that award just aren’t what they used to be.
Falling sick mid-flight
They wouldn’t fly now
Why the hate for Elon Musk?
In a nutshell what’s wrong with this country: “Elon Musk Throws a S–t Fit Over the Possibility of Being Taxed His Fair Share”
Asked and answered.
So Will Smith punched Chris Rock at the Oscars last night
A new Punch Line thread
Worst advertising campaigns ever
Everest: Just Don’t Do It
It increased Nepalese tourism by -30%.