I had something removed from my nose
Wait, why did this catch fire?
After it was removed, I hope.
Common words that used to have other meanings
Words one can get confused
Especially after their meaning changes.
Orthodox Christmas celebrated
Anal beads
Once they dropped the Latin liturgy, it was inevitable. 
Anal beads
Risks of using a car jack incorrectly
You need to be careful since they’re so large, but they usually have a flanged end, so probably less risk of getting stuck.
Crypto is NOT a Ponzi scheme
OMG! Please stop projecting your religion!
vicious-canadians
4 University of Idaho students stabbed to death
I know you’re not supposed to judge how other people spend money, but
What’s the longest you’ve been without electricity?
Don’t judge me just because I spend so much money on NFTs that I can’t keep the electricity on!
Sex Roles in other Animals
Jeremy Clarkson is a pig
What’s the longest you’ve been without electricity?
I’m going to Morocco for Two Weeks
Sex Roles in other Animals
If everyone was an animal could society still function?
Two (possibly stupid) linguistics questions
Does anyone speak latin and listen to White Zombie?
What is an element?
Oo, those are tough. We’ll have to call in Mr.
Linguistics Person.
Let’s open a Comfort Food Cafe - what do you want on the menu?
Spices & Herbs
What Products Have Better Uses Than Their Intended Function?
Why don’t you lift weights?
Because I need them to sink bodies in the ocean, duh.
Describe a movie in haiku
Is “Die Hard” a Christmas Movie?
It’s hard to believe
“Die Hard” a Christmas movie
Way too much gunfire
Have you been a victim of a crime?
Where TF is my wallet?
Does the car battery interrogation method work in reality?
I’m an assassin but I’ve lost my memory!
Shoot, we’ll have to lower the voltage next time. 
Old-fashioned things you’d like to see revived
Help me save my Shop-Vac
Personal Heroes
Help me save my Shop-Vac
I’m beginning to think you have an unhealthy relationship with your Shop-Vac. 
Is there a penalty (2023) for not participating in US health insurance?
Origins of slapping people with fish?
How do you shut your brain off when trying to sleep?
The perplexing appeal of Florida
I reflect on the tropical sun, white sand beaches and endless traffic snarls on the Tamiami Trail, which leads to nightmares in which Florida Man is chasing me off a cliff.