Cat rearing advice
Why don’t schools teach basic consumer finance & law?
Hell, I’m happy if they can just find the litter box.
Experience dealing with a close friend/relative with a negative disposition?
What’s your longest no-vomit streak?
With my brother-in-law, it’s never lasted a full encounter.
Is jail really worse than prison?
Short shorts for men
Well, that’s just inhumane.
My fridge is haunted
If it ain’t footballers it’s Leprechauns. LINK
You can’t tell the difference between the ghosts of a defensive line and a group of the Little People?
I fear I’m about to lose my country
Anchovies, sardines, herring, surströmming, and other fishy treats
Yeah, once McGruesome Fish franchises start proliferating, it’s all over. 
Songs you’ve played over and over and over again
Pitting Honeybadger
What is your most hated song?
Pitting Honeybadger. But it’s got an irresistible beat. 
What were the words to the “Looney Tunes” Song?
Holy Shit! How can they show that on TV?
Longevity of beef jerky
Eight Days a Week
The hellish odor sets in on Day 9.
Things you find pretentious
“In God We Trust” required in all Louisiana Classrooms
Freshness of beef jerky
“The Captain always goes down with the ship”
Wasn’t that because the salt pork went bad?
What really causes inflation?
Post Office Workers Being Overwhelmed And Underpaid For Amazon Deliveries
[puffs on joint] I mean, like…when you think about it….
Comparing Lions to Humans
I can’t get food delivered for cash anymore
Just stalk it and pounce on it like everyone else.
Racoons are just giant rats!
Pet pictures!
Do you regret having children?
Is Life Insurance Worth It? Consider This
Now that you mention it…
How can the batteries for e-cars burn under water?
Why does my dishwasher smell bad?
I love it when my idle musings join forces!
Presents that totally failed
Oh God. Antibiotics and the potty {Lots of TMI}
Yeah – shouldn’t have given those together.
How Is A Criminal Mind Developed?
Ought skiplagging be permitted?
Allow skiplagging and it’s a slippery slope to folding down the edge of pages in library books to keep your place, and eventually cutting in front of others in the cafeteria line.
Ever wonder what could happen if you bring a gun into an MRI machine?
First official broken bone
Everybody gets an A at Yale
Will you ever stop helping?
Not as long as they keep paying me $1000 for every ghostwritten paper.
Regular Mailbox Surprises
Stinky Granny?
That’s what you get when you don’t pay for overnight shipping.