When lawyers and Oreos collide.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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A thread that has nothing to do with Biggirl (I think).

From hee-yah

Dateline San Pedro California:

10 year old Johnny Gordon was in the local county hoosegow on charges that he conspired to provide banned Oreo cookies to one Becky Martin, 9 years old, also of San Pedro. Apparently the transaction occurred on the playground during recess. How Mr. Gordon originally came into posessioon of the deadly cream filled cookie, is not known. Local citizens are outraged.

Sam and Lisa Gordon (Johnny;s parents) held an impromptu press conference on their front lawn. “We tried to raise our boy right…we blame that filthy Southpark tv program”.

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“You got lawyer on my Oreo!”

“You got Oreo on my lawyer!”

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Mmmmm, trans fat…

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/drools uncontrollably

I heard about that this morning on the Today Show. How ridiculous is that? If I remember correctly, I ate Oreos growing up and guess what? I’M STILL HERE!!!

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“Attorney signs own death warrant, film at eleven”

http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/05/13/oreo.suit.reut/index.html

Looks like America has found a secular Death Cookie.

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[quote]
Attorney Joseph said, "I am probably full of hydrogenated fat because until two years ago I didn’t know about it. "

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I would have said he was full of something else…

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See. First they go after the smokers. Then the Oreo cookies. Your vice may be next. (only partially joking)

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Coming soon: zero-tolerance cookie policy at school?