Co-sleepers kind of get round this…
My husband went from being unable to do IT when I was pregnant with the first, because the fetus was “watching” (not enough rolleyes to express what I felt!) to absolutely silent performances whenever and whereever!!
HIJACK:
We live separately during the week, and one day a few weeks ago he came home in the small hours of one night and had to go back the next afternoon. He and I both fancied a bit of you-know-what, but the kids were awake and charging round the house. What to do???
Suddenly a brainwave struck hub (ONLY GOOD FOR OLDER KIDS!!!) He went downstairs then came bombing back again. Downstairs, dead silence, interspersed with a lot of giggles…
“What have you done??” I asked.
"Never you mind, come here! he replied.
OK… 20 minutes later we amble back downstairs for me to find that he had given the boys a big ball of string. The entire downstairs looked like a cat’s cradle and the boys had very satisfied looks on their faces.
Come to think of it, so did my husband’s.