…like a big pizza pie, that’s amore
When an eel bites your knee, as you swim in the sea,
That’s a moray…
And this ray-gun it tries, to poke out your eyes,
It’s a Moe-Ray…
oooh. Ow.
Bad Dyno. No doughnuts.
That’s ok. He can have the yucky one with the raisins in them that aren’t really doughnuts but the doughnut shop insists on calling them that.
When the sun in the sky looks just like a bald guy, that’s my friend Ray
Neurosurgeon he is, on his hair there is frizz, that’s my friend Ray!
This just in. The moon narrowly missed hitting a man’s eye like a big pizza pie. Scientists have determined: “That’s Amore.”
When a dick’s in your ass, and it leaves you aghast
You are more gay…
::duck and runs::
When the garbage cans are emptied and the floors waxed and prettied,
that’s uhm… Jorge.
When the guy starts to snooze
after far too much booze,
that’s a poor lay.
When your dad’s spent a billion on your first cotillion,
That’s a soiree!
If the vitamins you see are all K, D, and B…
Try some more A…
When your Dad sees your grades
And his smile quickly fades,
“You need more A’s”
When you mistakenly grab the Nair,
and shampoo your long hair-
depilatory!
::runs::
When the diatonic scale is the thing
that you’re stsrting to sing,
Thats a “doe rae”
When Toronto makes a trade
And gets some people who play
Thats some more Jays…
When the guy on the screen
Is short, ugly, and mean
That’s Peter Lorre…
(woo. sorry.)
When the skillet you’re lickin’
For the last bit of chicken
Cacciatore…
And if you get a hot fit
For graham crackers and choc’lit
That’s S’mor-es
[sub](skipped lunch today. bad move.)[/sub]
When your student loan bill
Every month makes you ill
That’s Sallie Mae
When you sip the red wine
And it tastes oh-so-fine
That’s cabernet
When you hit your 800th post
but you’re flamed into toast
You need to get A-way
WOO! 800!
When the waiter gets waxed
And the ex-wife is slashed
Look for O.J…
Words of Rocky the Squirrel
Were synched in by this girl
She’s June Foray!
If King Kong has gone flat,
Rent the flick “Vampire Bat”
That’s some more Wray.
When two patterns entwine
In a way serpentine
That’s a moire.
A New Zealander man
With a permanent tan
That’s a Maori.